David

I txtd my mom to ask if she wanted a coffee from Starbucks and she replied with "I'm good" that's how we talking now ma? what's next 6 7 smh

Rudy threw it downnn with a raccoon last night, I kicked the shit out of it twice because that mofo was winning and not going away?? we took the L respectfully

So much in my feels that I just watched a reel about the Minneapolis story. the reel/whole situation is heartbreaking but a comment that had thousands of likes saying " I honestly think we're living in hell" made me tear up lol

This fucked up country we're living in really be having me in my feels smh sick of it

I said where we eatin? She said the elephant bar

Ppl stay complimenting Rudy's white paws.. "look at his socks" "he's got got on gloves" But today this man said "look, he's got tap dance shoes on" wtf my dog is black he stompin' in them Air Force ones

What you think I rap for

Serving breakfast ain't for me Why are y'all so hungry like it's your first meal of the day smh You want MORE syrup!?? Oh your toast is too toasted??! sick of it

Them shoes you was showing me last week Show me how to get on the internet so I can get em for you

Where is the snow are my prayers not being heard?

Que pedo wey Hijo de la verga Orale culero Cuidate, culo (my favorite at the moment) No manches just a few slang sayings I want to incorporate into my Spanish. It just doesn't sound authentic when I say it 😞 my coworkers sound so cool

@publichateruno He really finks he's slick

@2daayz Lmao bro

Last time I got Joe a telly we had issues so I gave him my login info..months ago Why'd I just get a notification talmbout "ready to check in!" at the San Jose Hilton?smh the audacity is impressive tbh

Credit score went up 80 points?? as if I'm not fighting for my life financially and stealing sandwich meat at the self checkout lane

my coworker got me an interview for bourbon steak, I need to know if I report to Mr. Steph Curry, also is Ayesha HR? ajjajajaa

Twinnn stawwwp

Cutie pie show in the mission do I wear my all red checkered shirt or my Ben Davis overalls w/ red Cortez's on

Tendernism