JY 🌧️💞

i can go wherever i fucking want

WE NEED A FAN BASE WITH THE DICK RIDERS OF BLEOOD THE FEMALE FANS OF JAYDES THE EMOTIONAL MATURITY OF TADC FANS THE AVERAGE AGE BEING BETWEEN 12-16 THE HUMOR OF HELLUVA BOSS FANS THE GOONERS OF ZZZ THIS WILL BE THE BEST FAN BASE OF ALL TIME

they keep putting me in youtube videos

it was an assassination attempt on my life.

it was night too i’ve never been closer to death in my fucking life and i still resent her because i asked her why the fuck she just stood there and she said “i don’t know i thought you were joking.” I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST JOKING

the last time i went swimming i was in the pool with my friend THIS WHORE i started drowning oh my god SHE JUST WATCHED AND I HAD TO SAVE MYSELF DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY THAT IS BRO IM SHORT IM FUCKING SHORT SO I REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL AND I WAS NO WHERE NEAR THE TOP MY DAYS

i wanna go to miami

Bro

my kid don’t even wanna come to the mandatory visits either wtf i’m just recounting my fathers life yo 😂

i feel like a divorced dad, i’m in a 25 square foot apartment, i’m sleeping on the raw floor, i got beer cans as my blanket, my ex wife done moved on, she got another nigga raising my kid, it’s over.

my bitches stay getting fucked. i can’t take this anymore.

@ihopeyoufeltit ?!

“you being scared to talk to her is like being scared to touch the strippers butt while she is dancing on you.” — guadu

that’s the funniest thing she has ever fucking said yo