the furtive pickme

off me nut without touching the sniff #naturalnutter

@DocStrangelove2 The Chinese done put anti white man powder in their MRE 😭

@s4m31p4n "used sedan" when it's a hatchback

Tag yourself

Your chungus life hasn’t even begun yet

white guy orders in made up chinese, confuses patrons and staff

this pedal almost certainly still works

this feels like a portlandia skit if you inverted the relationship to the listener count

Comment je peux faire pour ressembler à ça svp ? Je fais 1m89 pour 92 kg et je suis sénégalais

could slap an A24 logo in front of israel and y’all would eat it up 😭

“GUCCI A RAT!” Nigga get yo ass back on that forklift and move some pallets..

Still, it could be worse, imagine if the nickname for their fans was Gen Z’s word for wanking yourself to death

this broken charlie kirk, like bullet in my neck, stolen from my eyes , hello angel tell me where are you?

yes you did #darklysexualwoke

The funny viral videos I remember people sharing and referencing in my community: -Sweet Brown talking about escaping her burning apartment -Antoine Dodson talking about somebody climbing in his sister's second story window to rape her -Tay Zonday singing about racial trauma

the women here are youthful yet wise. refined in aesthetic, yet artless in comport. the men... what can I say about the men here? they're still men. I would love to visit beautiful upper right america one day...

i wish i had some peptides... yeah... i could use some pep-- I'm tide!

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

volunteered to do one tiny job 2 hours' drive from work did the job drove back looked altruistic avoided real work that's my friday sorted cheers