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tyler martindale
@2fast2tyler
editor at @thenordly. headline contributor at @clickhole and @theonion. owner and proprietor of Tyler’s Macaroni Hut.
this blue marble we call 'MN' Katılım Ağustos 2015
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At the Georgia O’Keefe museum in Santa Fe, this is the painting you see immediately after reading the placard explaining that she vehemently disagreed with anyone who said her works were about sexuality:
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@groyper1913 @MeathGuerilla @Zaccone_Mr @LegoRacers2 ok. thank you for your input on this matter, groypersoldier.
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@MeathGuerilla @2fast2tyler @Zaccone_Mr @LegoRacers2 That’s also one subset of messianic prophecies because the messiah was supposed to conquer over sin primarily and thus he is a conquering king of his people
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This is exactly how Christians studied the Old Testament for 2000 years
jacob@jtimsuggs
The fact that there are no guardrails in this area because the Death Star was designed by Geonosians that could just fly away in case of an emergency is honestly such a great detail.
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@Zaccone_Mr @LegoRacers2 Thank you for this civil and fruitful debate. I had fun.
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@Zaccone_Mr @LegoRacers2 “These prophecies refer to Jesus because… THEY JUST DO, OKAY?”
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@fakehistoryhunt @wakenminds Many people colloquially refer to all the Middle Ages as the Dark Ages.
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This was built during what they told you were the dark ages.
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the secret to this guy's power, i think, is his mastery of doing half pauses and saying 'right?' and 'ok?' at exactly the right times. It sounds smart. British accents used to have that power but they lost it sometime in the last decade.
jack neel@jackhneel
Professor Jiang explains why Donald Trump can’t die 👁 “If we all have Trump in our minds, then he becomes a convergence of all individual realities on Earth. And this convergence is what we call God.”
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How it feels to have chicken tikka masala and mango lassi with the garlic naan
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this is the absolute worst thing he could have said. The average Christian knows maybe 5 or so Bible verses and "I am the way, the truth and the life" is second only to 3:16. Just saying "I don't believe in Jesus at all" would have been preferable.
Lysander@UnderCoercion
Vivek: Jesus is A son of god but Jesus is not THE son of god. Jesus is A way to heaven but not THE way to heaven.
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“Nothing ever happens” people when confronted by the wonderful singing mouse:
Yesterday's Print@yesterdaysprint
The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 29, 1896
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The guy who wrote “99 bottles of beer on the wall”
The Academy@TheAcademy
If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?
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illuminating moment in the film "The Zone of Interest" when Nazi Rudolph Höss who has overseen the gassing of millions of Jews & others at Auschwitz gazes down at his Nazi comrades gathered together convivially in a ballroom-type setting musing how much gas it would require to exterminate them all. #BallroomFantasies
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Mike Johnson: "The ballroom will be a solution for this. It'll have 7-inch thick glass, so it'll be a very safe environment to do events like that. We need a place like that and the president keeps pointing it out."
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"Over the generations, we eventually lost our hand wounds due to the pressures of natural selection"
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goodhearted christian man who doesn't quite get the intelligent design debate and thinks we evolved from jesuses
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What’s a dentist’s favorite time? 4:20! #TheWeedDentist
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