shay van buren

hiiiiiiiiii

@glickzac truly i never stopped

@laineyyyy01 @jamloowho gonna play it at the housewarming

@jamloowho I hope I go my whole life without hearing that tbh

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about “and it was booty meat down”

you really see how small your ears are when you add a second piercing 🫩

@fkaemu LMAO should we make ……. a partiful……..

@2kool2kat i couldn’t sleep last night bc i was thinking of the invite list 😭

me asking if i’m invited like im not gonna live there with her 

@jamloowho yes absolutely

@2kool2kat can I come

@mahaaaay @fkaemu @laineyyyy01 me too? 🥹

@fkaemu @laineyyyy01 and i were looking at stuff we could buy you lmao

me inviting ppl to a housewarming party for a house i haven’t even moved into yet

@axasmile im about to go buy eggs for this specific reason 😭

@2kool2kat get a limpieza gur

looking up how to get rid of a hex because no way everything i’ve been through so far is just like normal

@laineyyyy01 @fake_noods i will take a test again on friday morning 🫡

@2kool2kat I could never <3 but also i’m sad bc now you can’t celebrate @fake_noods birthday :(

kind of crazy how much life has put me through in just a single week anyone know when the sun shines again

@laineyyyy01 oh! close enough

@2kool2kat the us capitol

okay I have a confession

@laineyyyy01 what is it

I bought art off fbmp thinking it was a cool print of the texas capitol. but. I didn’t bother looking at it too closely. twas not the texas capitol. this happened like many moons ago and I keep forgetting it happened because it’s in the back of my car.

@laineyyyy01 you’ll have to wait 5 days 🫩 hopefully you don’t forgor me

@2kool2kat I know for me it’ll be when I get to see you next

they’re conspiring to commit insider trading

@fkaemu @FlyFrontier no it’s so bad i don’t understand how they’re still in business 😭 even customer service sucked

@2kool2kat @FlyFrontier i used to work very closely with them and it convinced me to never mf fly them 😭

it’s like every time i try and give @FlyFrontier a chance, they prove to me exactly why i should never fly with them.

after all that frontier bullshit, i have tested positive for flu a anyways after the storm there’s always rainbows

@laineyyyy01 aha come over ;)

ovulating and just got my hair done. need to keep my ass at home and off these streets

I hate @FlyFrontier because they’re keeping the love of my life away from me why would you make her go through this!!!!!

anyways all this to say: don’t fly @FlyFrontier ❤️

so i call. and they’re right “we actually can only refund the cancelled flight, not the entire flight” like what. this was the worst experience ive ever had.