Julie Squirm✨️💘

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WAIT if anyone does the scissoring prompt for the wittecest plus event this week can anyone who sees TAG ME IMMEDIATELY please and thank you god

unbelievable what one meal a good night's sleep pictures of a ridiculously hot boy and two really good coffees will do to a motherfucker. I feel so normal. I wonder what I will and or won't do with this newfound power

actually I don't even get shy I lied but I Did laugh severely the first time I hit the character limit. that was pretty hilarious ngl

But also when no one got nearly as hype as I think they should have for the reveal in the last half of One Wrong Move it radicalized me so now I'll read fics with a fine tooth comb and tell you Every Single Thing I Liked About It

man you know what . occasionally I get shy about my long rambling comments but also not because it feels good to have a fandom i love so deeply and to experience fics by people who Also have a lot to say and deserve recognition

formal apology to the person whos empgold fic I just commented on, you're about to be spammed by comment update notifications bc ao3 hates to see a girlthing winning

@theawkward1692 I FOUND THE FOLLOW UP TOO I WAS THINKING OF this is my lost media

Trans hunter headcanons go hard cause it's either belos forcemascing him from birth or saying "of course everyone thinks about being a girl, hunter. that's normal"

@theawkward1692 IM LITERALLY DYING THIS IS IT !!!! I'm positive there's another Similiar to it BUT THIS ONE ASDJFJ I also forgot about the "explaining to your gay uncle that he's gay" one I read belos' dialogue in the second page and it fucking struck me. thank you for your archeological work 🫡

and then the final panel is belos pointing at Luz with trans flag in the background with the dialogue "You assumed the genocidal maniac is cisgender" or some shit I can't remember exactly all I know is I laughed until I near cried

ALTHOUGH. I saw it once and never again. a comic where Luz says something akin to "weird how belos was supportive of you being trans" and hunter says well my uncle is the only person I know like me

Feeling a type of way I wonder what bodily horror I'll put my faves through next. flipping a coin so Philip either gets a nice meal and cranking it thinking about daughterwife or dismemberment

I feel like.....I'm ready to change my homescreen background which feels incredibly evil bc cute Luz by curry gives me life.. gonna have to browse around and find something if anyone has seen and or created any epic Philip/Belos art lately

@xipenyronth every part of this is absolutely golden. Caleb firmly on "kms" and Hunter on "mental asylum" made me Laugh Aloud. perfect read on their weird little mess :3c

witteplus evil fucking relationship shart. Hunter, Philip, Caleb: together we are the witteba— pansexual flag.

body hair has no right to be as sexy as it is I'm sorry I don't make the rules I just enforce them 💔💔💔💔 also my current hyperfocus is Philip with arm hair and I can't even be embarrassed I'm too busy [redacted] my [redacted]

actually to fully expose myself a friend at work the other day joked about how he needed a hairnet for his chest too and I literally went

thought about hairy Philip today in earnest and I think it cured me. the healing power of happy trail and bush and leg hair.. meow

@theawkward1692 the lengths I'm willing to go for a crisp mediocre beer is not to be underestimated

im bringing back the trade and barter system one step at a time, can't & won't accept money for fanfiction but for a budweiser tallboy I'd write anyone anything they wanted