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life would be so much easier if there was a very large worm that hated us

the only way the silent should be sexy is if you're into gilfs. She needs to be a dusty leathery murder hag and that's IT

i like the silent fanart but people need to draw her OLD AS FUCK or its meaningless

@meweeze im not gonna lie to you the big bird is sick can you also just draw him aura farming or something

Big bird and lil bird hmmm 🤔

i think when pizza delivery drivers are in a car they should always have right of way due to how they are god's soldiers

my stellaris advisor when one of my councillors levels up:

Don't worry about it. There are no ratmen under the city conducting warpstone experiments. You're hallucinating.

the only reason people don't like april fools is because it seems like almost everybody lacks the gland in their heads that makes them think about whether a joke is funny or not before they do it

sometimes when i'm bored at work I pretend I'm The Doorman. I put my arm behind my back and talk to myself about The Baroness

Nothing better than a round of #SlayTheSpire2... Except maybe #PublicTransport 😄 #Yep #OnDaBus

youve caught me at a very CALLSIGN: "RADIOGUNK" time in my life

@Kalpeakoira I missed your work and your boy(s) so much!!

✦ High pray drive ✦

best day of my life, my twitter feed has finally started showing me fat sweaty hairy bara men that look like me and now my feed is 50/50 split between old man yaoi and gacha gooner anime slop and it feels like it finally knows what i like

somebody should make a song about the dog park. and going there

as a fat guy i feel like i shouldn't be able to start running so quickly. I feel like it should have a longer startup animation

@decaiien best day of my life

mina deadlock wip

NOTHING?

@lonelytiefling gotta try this to see if it works for me

Waking up and making horse noises until I can summon the will to get up

Upon no reflection I think I actually need my entire feed to be belly focused thirst traps from men that look like me I think it'd be good for like three different kinds of my health

they should make a butter that's room temperature

we're Normal guys, of course we wash our hands after using the bathroom!