Joe Rumrill

Dropping a linktree at almost 5pm on a Friday is the new punk rock linktr.ee/joerumrill

Tickets can be purchased here! Wow, such reasonable rates! showclix.com/event/extended…

Picking this wildly opportune time to hop back on here to announce EXTENDED CURFEW a new LA stand-up showcase at the Comedy Store Belly Room Featuring incredible comics like @ClarkKimberlyL @Milan_Patel @JAdomian Ali Macofsky and Julio Torres!!! Hosted by @middleKidGould and I!

Kids will now want THIS corn muffin mix over others, nicely done

Awesome, this guy definitely needed an update

Very good, no notes

Ah great, another crowd-work clip…

You can probably guess what senior superlative I got: “Noblest”

There’s only 2 men that can save them…

Happy Father’s Day from your old pal Joe Rumrill

Ah man, I wouldn’t have bought these pretzels if I knew they had to be kept in a Steven Wright set…

Hoping the big long shower I just took will last me a few days

Just putting this out there: there should still be pterodactyls, I think. Definitely wouldn’t mind looking up at the sky and seeing a few of those fellas once in a while

Here we go…

Humorous modern comic relief character in the inevitable Flintstones reboot

Dang! Talk about the FALL OF ROME!!!

There’s a show tonight and it’s got @pizzamannion and @2tonbug on it and that’s a big deal within the “I need a great show to watch on Thursday night from 7-9pm PST” community

Difficult to feel danger, huh??

@TisherTisher @ndyjwaldron @JWilliger @Folkways @LongNeckLass Yeah, it’s only available on Tidal

@ndyjwaldron @JWilliger @Folkways @2tonbug @LongNeckLass Unfortunately we no longer control the hoppyright.

My latest for the Hard Times

Loving my new Apple Vision Pros

Gotten so many of these the past few months that I actually had to go back and check that my resume wasn’t accidentally typed in human blood or anything

Me seeing a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign

I predict I will do a bit where I ask “mind if we switch to Bupkis real quick?” 3-4 times