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helloooo

ate straight bullshit last night and my stomach is suffering from it now

from when i was drunk

haven’t ate in 9 hours, since i woke up, and my bf can’t decide on a food place to settle on

@4_4ui i was on a different level of hungry…😓

@309ve mac… and cheese… pizza…??

yes i shit my brains out for an hour this morning. yes i am eating spicy carnita tacos right now.

aint got no change sorry brotha

@4_4ui i was also high so i legit was just dancing for a hour straight, i wish they had a pool table where i went

@309ve yup but it’s fun when you’re playing pool w friends

got drunk at a bar for the first time last night and i don’t think i’ve ever thrown up so much before

@rxnda_rxnda only if you actually like mmorpgs otherwise no

@309ve is it fun as hell?

tried getting 6 diff people to play ffxiv with me so i’m not playing alone all the time and all never got on again

suppose to be closing my whole area ALONE and im stuck on the toilet instead im so fucking sweaty im dying

@aphelioscumrag me in a alternate universe if i ever touched tank on any game

@309ve tank

please

@aphelioscumrag i’d heal but i’m so bootybutt and cant keep up

@309ve he mad cause he queud dps and thought he was gonna get a queue pop

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

watched project hail mary

@aphelioscumrag i’m going to try that next time, i been barehanding twisting tf out my lip to get it on

@309ve if it’s internally threaded, get a qtip, put some lash glue on it and let it get sticky then stick the ball on and screw in that way

spent 10 mins trying to get my piercing ball back on i’m going to snap

@aphelioscumrag as a cook in a grocery store :P

@309ve whereee

starting my new job today what if i walk in and they say april fools