Kazuya

@Sweatopod @jennygynn_ When yhey finally bring in back in season 20 it’ll be nerfed into dust

@jennygynn_ Jeff was reworked because he was weirdly good as a flank dps Thor couldn’t cancel Awakening,or turn while dashing and had the hammer throw cooldown shared with the dash Spiderman uppercut had the most ridiculous range and a one shot combo with Venom team up

Yooo what’s one thing from early Rivals that new players will never understand?

@deckrecent @NotHimOrMaybe @faloress I do we only get 3 tho lol

@30ballcheeze @NotHimOrMaybe @faloress Avoid bad enemies

Why you shouldn't q on the first day of the season. 8000 matches played, 74 MVP'S.

@NotHimOrMaybe @faloress I hit GM for the first time since they started doing season placement games yesterday and immediately lost it 2 games later. this games rank system is terrible. 9/10 if I load up a game one after another I’m going to have someone I just beat last game on my team and I lose obvi

@faloress How can he reach eternity with 49% win rate and 74 mvps in all time, I am literally hard stuck in diamond and I have a 50 winrate and every season I end up with 70 mvp/svp that's so weird

@KILLZAMOI How many people have yet to pull a dm this year?

thoughts on season 7 rewards!? i did not expect lvl 40 to be a GOAT 👀

@wholemars The chunks bouncing off the ground lmfao

The future is here

@DiveChud Ngl I would never play again if I was able to keep rank 666

“at least you tried” ass rewards 😭✌️😭✌️

@_TK_555555 Yes I thought this was a continuation of the show. It honestly becomes harder to become excited about things everyday. Everything genuinely sucks lately

So it's straight up an episode

@hunnyhedgie Tenacity straight up for pc only I’ve never once seen someone get ccd 5 times in 5 seconds on console

like…?

@chapuhv_ Sad ash get a life

They could never patch me, took me an hour to figure it out… Speed glitch after patch tut dropping very very soon 🔥 #NBA2K26 #Godfather

@VoidNxva Pc mfs are genuinely so unlikeable it’s not even funny. “I can’t play at 300 fps in 8k this game is bad.”

DID RIVALS ACTUALLY JUST BAN CONFIGS BRO? I DONT WANNA PLAY AT 70 FPS😭‼️

@akafaceUS This guy is 100% a legal citizen

That’s a good reminder to always check both directions before you get home.

Just saw an 18-year-old inmate’s diary page. He says he is out in two weeks. He and his crew are grinning, flashing shanks and hitting K2 like it’s a victory lap. These kids are already treating prison like a badge of honor. They’ll be right back in if they don’t get killed first. Our criminal justice system is a pathetic joke… and you, the taxpayer, are stuck footing the bill.

@FarmIykay Turned my boy into a piñata

Mark gotta stop losing these fights bro 😭😠 #invincible

@WholesomeWhomie @adamxpb Bro hates villains lol

@30ballcheeze @adamxpb Go play Marvel Villains in your imagination, then

you could be facing the worst team ever and triple support will turn them into the sinister six

@solotanking I’m level 90 and I have been for like 2 months lol

hitting level 100 on rivals is a humiliation ritual

@Ghostielock If I’m learning a character and you bring out lord namor or you play sw in qp your weird

apparently using lords in qp is still a sensitive topic

@lurapika_ No ultron stop lying

just got rocket lord so that means i got all the FUN and GOOD strats lord guys 🥹

@BeLiKeDime I only quit when I miss if I get every pass late as shit and can’t create my own shot that game. Some mfs genuinely be so ass they make you ass I’m not playing that shit lbs

Imagine you load up in Random rec, youre playing good ball and your team is up by 10. But because one team mate misses two shots in a row, he says the game is ass and decides to quit. So now, you’re watching someone shoot over an AI everytime down the court…and because we all know how this ends…another team mate quits. WHILE WERE IN THE LEAD. So now it’s two automatic open shots everytime down the court, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You get doubled, pass to a wide open AI and he misses everytime. Now you’re losing a game you should have won because you got matched with a guy who couldn’t deal with missing a shot. How this has been a thing for 9 months is beyond me. #NBA2K26

@silver_aep I lost.

@silver_aep Pretty sure I’m gonna lose

Gambit is open, you're lord gambit, you dont play gambit, you're throwing my game idc