The ORIGINAL (un)Surlypoet

Why do I elevate weed far above alcohol? Simple. Stupid drunks fight all the time over nothing. Want an example of your average weed fight? Here you go. "Dude, you ate the last slice of pizza. You are a dick." Then they both laugh, burn another bowl, and order another pizza.

@Sunkized01 We all knew, Joan. Even a blindman could tell that thing is a man.

Remember this!

@PatriotPredNC @Maga4liberty Oh, all them need to go too.

@33plusman @Maga4liberty Better while the numbers are lower imho! LOL For real though, it's the woke DEI liberal shitheads that have fought for this....

A Palestinian refugee, who claimed to be "fleeing genocide," just raped an innocent teen girl in England. His defense? “According to Sharia law, raping a non-Muslim girl is legal. I only follow Allah and Sharia law.” 👉 Would YOU tolerate this around YOUR daughter? ⁉️

@therealroseanne, I recently posited that if it's okay to race swap @Lupita_Nyongo for Helen of Troy in the new #Odyssey film, we should do a remake of the Rosa Parks story with you as the lead. What do you say? You in? "No I ain't fucking moving, dickbreath." I smell Oscar.

@Emilio2763 I have seen nothing in all my years of life more disgusting than this video. No wonder decent black folks are fleeing from the ghetto. What's left there now isn't worth wasting a nuke on.

I Literally Would Rather Be an ISIS Hostage….

@fight_on_now Beautiful. Well done.

Hotel guest throws object at hotel employee. Immediate regret, the clerk was not having it.

@Irina_exh The LGBTQAEIOU(and sometimes)Y motherfuckers are finally beginning to realize their day is damned near over. No one gives a shit about your sick asses anymore. To be clear, fuck you, your attempts at trying to groom children for later molestation, and ALL other perverts like you.

BOYCOTT: Liberals are now calling for a boycott of hip-hop artist 50 Cent after he said children should not be exposed to cartoons featuring LGBTQ themes. Do you stand with him?

If a #HollywoodAsshole can race swap @Lupita_Nyongo for the historically whiter than white Helen of Troy, I say we should do a remake of the Rosa Parks story with @therealroseanne(Barr) as the lead. I can hear her now snarling, "Ah, go fuck your mother, you cunt. I ain't moving."

@Neccccy #Poland is officially the best country in all of Europe...the smartest too. They KNOW who the snakes are and refuse to let them in.

I wonder why ????

@its_Lexieroy Twice...maybe three times.

🚨 Be honest, MAGA: If you knew President Trump was going to BOMB Iran and take out threats... would you STILL have voted for him? A. YES 👍 (Hell yes) B. NO 👎 (Never Trump) Drop your answer and RT if you stand with Trump no matter what!

@Crazymoments01 One can only hope that the person who did this to him is one day left starved to skin and bones like this poor dog. The ending made up for it though.

Only the worst people can hurt an animal

@MbarkCherguia THIS is how you treat monsters.

A man allegedly breaks a female officer's nose, only to be kicked and stomped on by responding police. ​Does the severity of the crime justify the officer's reaction, or did they cross a line? ⚖️👇

Fuck You Massie Minions... And Fuck You Cassidy Losers... And Fuck You Cornyn...your going down... But Most of All... Fuck John Thune...you all can personally thank him for your losses and soon to be losses.... Guess what they're all pissed at me about tonight... Cleavage... I am sorry but if my cleavage offends you... And you feel the need to call me a c*nt...or a whore...or an Only Fans Patron...or a MAGA Lady who shows her boobs... Well Fuck You...Micro Penis is alive and well in the Libtard Party... Why to you think RapeWell had to drug and rape women... I'll find you all safe rooms...there will be no cleavage or sexy pictures allowed... Unless you're on death row in CA....Newscum's piping in porn to all your rooms on the tax payer's dime... LMFAO...You Fucking Retards... 🤣🤣🖕✖️🌱🏒🐶🇺🇸🧀⚾️🇺🇸

@TheRealMarina0 Absolutely.

Do you support the death penalty for the illegal alien who mercilessly killed St Louis Police Officer David Lee? Yes or No?

@found_it_funny Incorrect. Battle is what she calls her brothers penis.