34th Street Magazine

An emerging cohort of college-aged effective altruists believe humanity is imperiled and that they're among the only ones trying to save the world — mostly from AI. More in @34ST from the @Penn EAs on their plan to rescue us all. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

Considering how many @Penn students go into finance and tech, it’s unsurprising that prediction markets like @Kalshi and @Polymarket have carved out a space on campus. Worth the read in @34ST: 34st.com/article/2026/0…

clairo owes a BIG thanks to nishanth (and ranvith) instagram.com/reel/DUYkNkNlL…

I wrote a piece about incel culture and language seeping into the mainstream (through streamers like Clavicular) for @34ST’s Body Issue! Read it here 👇 34st.com/article/2026/0…

Sometimes, the box office horror hit is a horror story for workplace feminism. Just ask Élan Martin–Prashad. More below. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

Bored of the halal cart rotation? Insia Haque rounds up Philly’s best spots for iftar. Read on and be rescued. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

The Mütter Museum has long lured crowds for its preserved bodies. Now it’s asking a harder question: who do those bodies belong to? Saanvi Ram on ethics, repatriation, and a museum in transition. Click the link to read on. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

Drake Maye rn

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos slated to buy out the Seahawks, plans to cut one third of the roster

girl next to me pulling her laptop out when the game is on and putting it away for the ads

brat tour money clearly just dried up

Take a shot every time someone at ur Super Bowl party pulls up kalshi

Stefon Diggs you WILL go All-Pro in the Massachusetts Department of Correction

watching ilia malinin at the winter olympics is my marty supreme meets heated rivalry

In the age of AI, it seems even romantic incompetence has a technological solution. @34ST writer Aaron Tokay asked three LLM models to curate the perfect text for (fake) situations between him and a (fake) crush. Read more below: 34st.com/article/2026/0…

Gregory Alan Isakov at The Met proves that a screen–free show just hits different—captivating and all the more resonant, per our Music Editor Mira Agarwal. Read more about it below. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

The Grammys are coming. We have predictions: who’s winning, who’s robbed, and why it was obvious. More online. 34st.com/article/2026/0…

A Nice Indian Boy is obviously a Mindy kailing film because even the Indian guy is white

A Wasian, a bisexual, and a New Yorker walk into a bar; which one is the first to tell you what they are? An “overheard” cartoon illustrated by Kate Ahn.