Tim Clark

@GMB That’s your name kid, get over it, if the worst thing in your life is that you want to be called Evan then get ready for the rest of your life coz it’s gonna suck

One mum has opened up about her regret over naming her son Jake because now at the age of 4, he hates his name and it leaves him 'crying each day'. Instead, the little boy wants to be called Evan. Should kids have the right to change their name if they hate it?

@PicturesFoIder Skier, if you’re higher up the slope it’s up to you to make sure you don’t hit others

Skier or Snowboarder’s Fault?!

@DogLovers03 Melt

Baby needs a chocolatey name...

@GarnhamArchie No he’s a mess, rather spend all those massive wages he’d demand on three other players

Dele Alli to Ipswich who says no? #itfc

@HumansNoContext Life

@OzziOzziOiOiOi @ladbible Nope

@3FootHighClark @ladbible Luxembourg?

Without telling where you live, what's your local area’s claim to fame?

@cctvidiots Gary Barlow out on the sauce

Well this is gorgeous! Over 200,000 Spotify streams of our latest album since it’s launch earlier this year! Thanks everyone who has listened!

@disclosetv Friendzone Franky loves it

NEW - Hammer attack on painting in the National Gallery, London.

@Sandford_Police This can’t be real but it did make me laugh.

One of our Bus Train Police Officers investigating a suspicious vehicle

@GaryLineker Erase religion and you’ll get a lot closer

Is there any chance, ever, that human beings will stop killing each other? We’ve evolved into a species that has just enough intelligence to be really f**king stupid….and downright awful. It’s all so bloody depressing and intolerably sad.

@daveatherton Just taze him and drag him off

This is possibly Shepherds Bush in West London. A police officer is injured while attempting to arrest a man, while another resists arrest. Contempt for our rule of law.

@HumansNoContext Religion

@JohnSlaterITFC Great tackle. They should’ve had a pen when Williams fouled in our box

Just listening to McKenna's post match interview. What's he talking about when he said we should've had a penalty at 3-0? The challenge on Hutchinson? Because that was a fantastic tackle. #ITFC

@PintsDrank That is ridiculous…look at the fucking state of those beers

This is ridiculous. 🤯

Just announced! @pjbreakingrock #radioshow @ForestFM today 11pm (UK) stream forestfm.co.uk/radioplayer/co… feat. @SecretSphere @SilentRevenants @sixtymilesdown @SkinnyKOfficial @soenmusic @joyformidable @TheWytches @3FootHigh @WTofficial @blackberrysmoke @DirtyMittsUK @florenceblackUK +

@LeeHurstComic Is Africa going to pay for it as well seeing as they sold/traded their own people into slavery. And do we get money from the scandavians for the slaves the vikings took when they invaded, and the Italians for the Roman conquests….load of nonsense.

These reparations for slavery, who gets the cash and who gets taxed to pay for it? None of my family owned slaves so why should we pay? Plus if we pay reparations, do we get the West Indies back or shall we just call it quits?

So close to 100k Spotify streams!!