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@TheJaeVESper i like boldie

🚨 He has $45,000,000. She has $3,000,000. And they're trying to figure out a prenup. Him: She's got $3 million. I've got $45 million. Should we have a prenup? Dave: Yes. In your situation, absolutely. Him: She suggested slowly moving some of my separate property into community property over time. Maybe 5% a year. Dave: There's no reason to do that. Him: She wants to feel like we're building something together. Dave: Then don't focus on splitting the assets. Focus on splitting the growth. Him: What do you mean? Dave: You leave with what you entered with. Your $45 million is yours. Her $3 million is hers. Then decide how the growth from this point forward gets shared. Him: That sounds reasonable. Dave: The goal isn't to create a roommate situation where you have to decide who pays for the mustard in the refrigerator. Him: Right. Dave: The goal is to protect what you built before marriage while still building a life together after marriage. One of the smartest lines in this conversation: "You leave with what you entered with. Then you share the growth." That's a much healthier discussion than arguing over who owns what.

@academiadgamers pretty

@EndWokeness only? eh

🚨 Aisha Devaughn gets 6 months in jail for the jazz festival attack in Cincinnati

@cb_doge *official

Elon Musk is set to become the world’s first trillionaire tomorrow after SpaceX goes public, as per Forbes.

Chris Hemsworth is one of us

@TheBabylonBee wait what?! i thought batman and iron man stories were build on his image xd

@killscreen_io dude, where? how much?

@primerelic cool as a concept but nah man. i am a "purist" and there could be only 1 sexiest ass

The GRD-K. Inspired by a Shelby GT500 What do you think?

@Stalker2News well, time to have a nother go at this i guess.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Cost of Hope will release alongside the 2.0 Update, via S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Support 🌻 Today, a batch of emails were sent from Official Support confirming the release of both Patch 2.0 and Cost of Hope releasing bundled together (or in a short time span between them). They also confirmed 2.0 is the only major patch planned for Summer, and that there are possibilities the 2.0 update will release a tiny bit prior to the DLC release to fix any unforseen techincial problems. Later, Support updated their answer that they can not actually give out any official statements and that the information previously relayed are not a "100% guarantee". Engine Update is, undoubtably, part of the 2.0 Update.

@EricLDaugh 💯

🚨 UPDATE: Elon Musk demands the EXECUTION of the two Iraqi 3rd world brothers caught r*ping a 7-year-old girl in Essen, Germany "Execute them." 💯 Child r*pists deserve the death penalty WORLDWIDE, once proven, NO EXCEPTIONS! 🇺🇸🇩🇪

@DestinyTheGame thats nice.

Your computer and phone's new wallpapers have arrived. Download the full resolution versions at bung.ie/m/wallpapers.

Where are the Laufey cosplays?

@autochat360 well, i mean #ferrari made it a tough choice

New Toyota Celica, would you buy one?🤔

@insightwastaken Dude i am trying to fight it but @asha_shar is such a sweet talker. it's tough to resist

We up 🎮🟢 💁🏽‍♂️

@C_3C_3 It's the same with the "geniuses" who call musk "dumb, idiot" etc. Dude mf is sending rockets into space, he bought a fucking app so you have access to all unfiltered info online while u sit in front of pc jerking off all day. I know ho mad but holy shit ppl are retarded.

386 days after Elon’s decline and fall… He’s the World’s first trillionaire. The Media truly does suck.

@mayorcete well well wll

Tomb Raider "no es solo para chicas" "es para las chicas, los chicos y los gays." ¿Pero qué putos cojones es este marketing de mierda? Primero que nada Tomb Raider SIEMPRE, desde sus más puros inicios por lo menos, fue un producto para chicos y con el tiempo se sumaron el resto. ¿Nos quieren hacer creer que es al revés? ¿Y por qué tienes que mencionar a los gays? ¿Los gays no son chicos? Crinjazo máximo. INDUSTRIA DEL GAMING. ESPABILAD COÑO. QUE ESTO NO ES 2017. ESTAMOS EN 2026.

@RealEmirHan well we all know who Henry is.

Henry Cavill once tagged all 35 Marvel and DC actors for national superhero day in 2017. All of them ignored him. Except for Jason Momoa. He was the only person who replied.

@reddit_lies dodged the bullet there mate

Getting fired at McDonalds any% speedrun world champ:

@8BitDo i love it. time to get myself some 8bit

From the original translucent green to the gear that followed. A look that never really left— just evolved with how we play. Officially licensed by XBOX. #8BitDo #XBOX #XBOX25

@BullTheoryio here we go

BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country. Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison. The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption. That means: • Every image scanned • Every message inspected • Every video analyzed All directly on your phone. Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data. Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes. In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach. Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device. Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.