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A thread of my favourite football videos / edits

@aper6014 @kittensnotkids @esjesjesj @tankiechampagne The CIA agent's response when they ask him how he's gonna monitor the kid during night time

@kittensnotkids @3Ohourss @esjesjesj @tankiechampagne must not have been monitored that well then😩

This is actually evil to do to someone

@Markmulahh @lilautti @DNsuckss @FreeGjr

Y’all call every year trash it’s time to look in the mirror

@aper6014 @esjesjesj @tankiechampagne Kids gonna be moving like edward snowden lol one bad leak and u got a civil war on ur hands

@3Ohourss @esjesjesj @tankiechampagne literally stand behind him and watch over his shoulder i’m sure you would notice if he’s leaking documents instead of doing his assigned task 😭

@aper6014 @esjesjesj @tankiechampagne "make sure he's not leaking classified documents" likes it's that straightforward 😂

@esjesjesj @tankiechampagne the fucking CIA should hire him like idk why the government is tryna punish him instead of make good use of this fucking GENIUS??? just keep a close eye on him to make sure he’s doing what he has to do and not leaking classified documents and shit 😭😭

@popsiclesrus @papasmurff91 @esjesjesj Whats tht gotta do with this convo??? That being said, keep fighting the good fight

@eurofootcom Great bit of unbiased professionalism by roy there 👍

🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "Virgil van Dijk had arrogance coming out of him, dishing Manchester United like that!" "He needs a reminder himself. He's playing for a club who have won one title in 30 odd years." "He's saying only one team wanted to win and that United are buzzing with a point. United are in a difficult place, like Liverpool have been in a difficult place for many a year." "So maybe that bit of arrogance backfired on him today." (Sky Sports)

@Plusbellebite @1872BH @Trujista Also knocked Arsenal out the FA, with the only goal of the game

@Plusbellebite @1872BH @Trujista Played every minute of the UCL from the Ro16 to the final, and played almost every minute in the prem from Jan til they won it. Pep trusted him enough to keep him on the pitch always 🤷‍♂️

@SwitchSpike @GoodReddit you aint even got that in you to begin with lil bro, it's never on sight with u, thats why you'll be working in the rice fields, you just don't get what it takes to face your demons lil bro, im just being honest

@Oluchiii_XXX @drackson_MCFC @Squawka Great observation

@drackson_MCFC @Squawka They conceded alot more than they scored

Manchester United are the first Premier League side to finish bottom of their #UCL group on two occasions (Also 2005/06). Record breakers... 🙃

@Trujista had to verify it for myself, you wasnt lying 😭😭😭

Typed toe in cheek to see if I could really fully claim this was completely original and all I can say is OnlyFans and porn generally has cooked this app

This is a very toe in cheek comment from Scholes comes across incredibly disingenuous

@VecTerraSoft @CatchMeTVlive @Shayor19 @InternetH0F Isn't that still Skyrim

@CatchMeTVlive @Shayor19 @InternetH0F I think it's like Skyrim maybe but boring.

@Larryyjohnson @BeatThePressAWB @number14fam @floridamanFC @abz88221 @Ifcj__ U got him there

@BeatThePressAWB @number14fam @floridamanFC @abz88221 @Ifcj__ Keep crying

@Kevmcg25 @TwoFourFours @TikiTakaConnor So if u replace the blue line they draw, with the white field lines, why dows tht change the approach?

@TwoFourFours @TikiTakaConnor It's.....not a line off the ball though....

@eurofootcom Same vibe youtu.be/uYHAR8Xzsyo?si…

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥤Jamie Vardy on his matchday routine: "I wake up in the morning and have a Red Bull. Literally I get out of bed, get the kids up and downstairs, get their breakfast sorted and then I'm straight into the Red Bull." "After that we meet at the stadium for pre-match and while I'm getting changed, I'll have a coffee. Red Bull, coffee and then when we get over to the pre-match lounge, I'll have my cheese and ham omelette with another can of Red Bull." "To be fair, I've probably cut back because I'm only on a little can of Red Bull now, whereas before when I was at Fleetwood I used to have the big cans of Monster - I used to have two of them as well!" (Sky Sports)

@thesportverdict @Ritz76 @AbzSemtex @kirawontmiss The way you said it, its like your calling the show overrated not because of story, characters or world, but because some obsessive losers online are making noise. Learn point-evidence-analysis fam

i got cooked for this tweet but look at how beautifully it aged

@Ritz76 @thesportverdict @AbzSemtex @kirawontmiss Lad do you have low reading comprehension? He is saying it's overrated because "people freak out". But if you speak with OP fans irl, nobody actually cares You can find obsessive fandoms on anything online, doesn't mean something is overrated

@3Ohourss @thesportverdict @AbzSemtex @kirawontmiss all he said is that it’s an overrated show..? i’ve never watched it, so i’m not trying to say whether it’s good or not, but he’s literally just saying that he doesn’t think the show deserves as much praise as it gets