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That year I bought a wig and my husband (boyfriend then) asked me if I wasn’t going to bleach the knots.
I said a silent thank you to the baddies that came before me.
That girl@Priye644455
My talking stage offered to pay for my lash extensions. I told him the price , and he asked, “Is it hybrid or classic?” I was like… are you a lash tech? 😭 He said no, he just knows. Please, what flag is this one again?
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Growing up, I was basically my mom’s shop assistant. 😂
One day, I was at the shop from morning until 4 PM and didn’t see a single customer. I had already labeled it a "bad day." Around 4 PM, my mom called and told me to lock up and come home. I was so happy! I couldn't wait to stop wasting my time sitting there.
I started packing, but a classmate stopped by to chat, which slowed me down. My mom called again, and this time she was furious. She yelled, "What are you still doing there? You better get home right now!"
I started rushing to close, but just before I could lock the door, a man walked up and asked for bags of rice. He ended up buying rice, noodles, and other items totaling 150,000.
Suddenly, more customers started pouring in! Just like that, I ended up going home with 320,000.
When I got home, my parents were waiting for me with a cane because they thought I had disobeyed them.
But the moment I pulled out all that money, their mood completely flipped. You should have seen the joy on my mom's! 😂
My father was even proposing taking to his shop for good luck 😂😂😂😂
It’s Not Over Until It’s Over: A bad morning does not guarantee a bad day. The "market" can change in the final five minutes.
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Loool in Cameroon it's teachers.
Immediately you become a government employed teacher, you hire someone to teach in your place and you use your first huge teacher money to japa.
Since your salary is still coming, you pay half to the teacher your hired and use the rest while living abroad 😉
@mrajiabdulwasiu@mrajiabdulwasiu
JAPA story. As of 2024, the entire staffs of the International operations of a Tier-1 Nigerian bank have relocated abroad. 7 of them are my friend. Majority of them relocated to Canada 🇨🇦 as permanent residents. Nigerians with 10+ years banking experience. A win for Canada 🇨🇦.
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