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Imagine being high as a kite and seeing this shit from a distance 😂
Epick📲🇺🇸@shonkpa55133
My cousin bought this last week and hes already managed to ge tthe neighbors to call the police on him 😂
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All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday
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Speed lost his Chinese phone (Huawei trifold) in the sea. Apparently, he was extremely frustrated.
"I went all the way to China to get that phone!"
You know why he’s so down? Because he can’t buy that phone in the US as the government bans Huawei.
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My aunt tried this on her husband, thinking he’d come begging…he moved on, remarried, and his new wife doesn’t mind contributing sometimes. Meanwhile she’s still single and struggling😭
girlmath@iseeyoubabygirl
The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags.
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This what bank robbers were whipping in the 90s Batman cartoon.
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
this 1947 Cadillac Series 62 Sedanette fastback is simply irresistible.
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⛔️FBI agents have to retire at 57
Air traffic controllers at 56
Pilots at 65‼️
⛔️But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.‼️
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the fact he asked her to name 12 states and she said that’s not personal to me , his response was exactly??? is he slow? 😭
ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L
Bobbi Althoff asked Nick Cannon to name all 12 of his kids, but he forgot some of them 😭😭
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bro he’s the funniest nigga alive unintentionally 😭
claire de lune@ClaireMPLS
we have a new “get a load of this guy” meme
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“Like once, maybe twice on a drunk night” this is literally how liars talk😭😭like was it once or twice
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
throwback to Megan Thee Stallion finally admitting that she had sex with Tory Lanez in her documentary
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China would have had this shit cleaned up and executed every dealer before lunchtime
jj smith@war24182236
SAN FRANCISCO 7th & Market st
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Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease
kuki@kumxem
MY MOM IS CANCER FREE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.
Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2
Whoever said a shopping cart can't be used as shooting platform was in fact wrong.
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Louisiana so crazy bc this nigga had a teenager kill like 8 ppl and they treat this nigga like a make a wish kid
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
Boosie gets emotional as he receives his own "BOOSIE BADAZZ DAY" in lousiana 💯
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