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elon musk just did a nazi salute . okay i think im out twitter :/

If a FELON can become President... Why keep it on Job applications...? Just sayin.

should’ve said no is playing at this casino

i love my cat so much but holy shit i want to sleep

dude we’re beating around the bush later if you want to pull up

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

and yall voted this in…..

YOUR LIFE IS YOURS !!!YOURSSS!!! Not anybody else’s!! Not the ones disappointed not the ones talking shit not the ones that never sent an apology not the ones snickering or judging not the ones w stake in the game . THE COFFIN ONLY HAS ROOM FOR ONE. YOU . Live . Fuck it

Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.

mufasa.

tax the mega churches

@KJ_King_Lazy it’s SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!

doing some self-reflection. i really love musicals

how do you come to vegas and not tip people idgi

America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel have released a statement in support of their ‘The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’ co-star Blake Lively.

@bluebuffalo @Litter_Robot peanut will drop toys in every shoe!!

did we just drop the hottest giveaway of all time? for day 9, we've teamed up with @Litter_Robot to give one lucky winner a Litter Robot 4 and treats from yours truly 😋 to enter: - make sure you're following @bluebuffalo and @Litter_Robot - like & RT this tweet - reply with the weirdest place your cat has left you a "gift" goood luck!

@bluebuffalo @happyandpolly

it's day 6 of the 12 days of treating and we've partnered with @happyandpolly to give away this fan-fave cat tree and our most loved BLUE treats 💅 to enter: ✨ follow @bluebuffalo and @happyandpolly ✨ like & RT ✨ post a cat pic down below