Window Lamp

Lamps can’t monetize on Instagram because I ripped the bong and never posted a reel or something.. twitters all we’ve got now ….. I love u Twitter and all of my Twitter friends

See you in the Moth Pit.

Quebec doesn’t know anything about edibles

My pilot is sounding more baked on the radio than I am rn on two packs of edibles

If you put white wine into the soda stream is it champagne???

Ever just rage in the morning

The trick to getting a lot free pizza is to go to the pizza place single day

@nick_mckinlay same

Just realized I haven’t had a slurpee yet this year which is honestly so fucked

played it off like it didn't happen

set an air fryer on fire today

@PiyushP @sledisland Omg Amy the angel

@sledisland was pretty fun.

if you are a man and you use power tools it means you are a woman. build stuff with your own two hands you baby, oh you need electricity to help you?? the only tool a man should use is a hammer, anything more sophisticated than that and you’re in feminine territory

learning about the epilarynx tube

ego clone

Quit ma serving job can I get a hell ya

This summer’s theme is biking up 500 hills to get to my dads house and eat popsicles in the backyard with my stepmom while she’s in between hairdresser clients

Wish the people posting pictures with fish on tinder were actually hot because the fish pic is so fucking funny

Questioning reality and thinking about whether or not I have IBS

Girl I’m gonna need an ice cream on tonight

@visev_ zels is a term i personally coined last summer and is recognized in all languages as tasty cripsy bread twist