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I meet someone - - -> we talk ^ | 🤦🏼‍♀️ | | | V I leave <— I steal their music

Kylie frame mogs Timmy

@softesthan Hate it when this happens

im meeting ppl i never met before

Me saying “some guy” like we weren’t holding hands in the lost baggage assistance line up

Airline lost my luggage the day before Christmas and I can’t even crash out in front of my family because I brought some guy home 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

That’s just the way the cocaine crumbles…

Saskatoon is like Vegas, you should only go there for 3 days max

I’ll do something cringe and say “it’s me so it’s fine” to myself

Being performative means Dean Blunt is my #1 most played artist

Calling my TikTok fanbase the “Jade Pauler’s”

Listening to castle crystals without yelling “steam Alice glass” is criminal

Sue me for getting by with a little help from my friends

I need this in like a massive poster format in my room because it gets to a point

Didn’t know there was a Vera Farmiga of the Hadid family

@idontdjanymore Obsessed with this comment

Why is it easier to adopt a child than it is to book a camping site on BC parks

My reply guy:

Team Conrad group chat is currently popping off

Bleached eyebrows definitely don’t land in Kelowna

I’m pale in like a Nicole Kidman kind of way so it’s fine