Mike Oxiner

@HenryTiggins I’ll take it for $20

How much do you think I could sell this for right now?

Where can I get a good leather wallet besides Smathers?

@RickRyderSooner It’s perfect

Mail day! Pics don’t do it justice, flawless beauty that is older than me.

Atlanta traffic is like sitting next to a smelly Indian on a plane. It just fucking sucks

Thank you Jesus for letting me fire off a 34 on the back nine today

Hot blond nurse had to give me a shot in my ass today #fuck

@Dinosaur_Hank Sorry to hear that Hank, hope things turn around for ya

@47631Bryan I had a great 4 week stretch last semester right before break and have been on the down turn ever since

Things have been going a little too good for a little too long for for Mike, I fear something tragic is coming for me in the near future

I think I took a good 6 years off my life in the past 3 days

@BigDanSmallPlan Nothin better than the prodrys Kenny

Could it get any better? #whitemanmarch

@volsdeepp I wouldn’t be surprised if it is

@47631Bryan I have a conspiracy that k brews strawberry cream cheese is just regular cream cheese that’s dyed pink

K brew fucking sucks

Give me a sandy beach and a cool buzz of Genesee … @GeneseeBrewery

Tuesday night and the scaries are still in full effect #fuck

@BobbyPlant68 Yup that’s a play

Ds on bourbon? Cbtm.

@gregthevirg Why would you ever want to go to Columbus

No part of me wants to go back to Columbus Ohio

@jeffmcballz He’s gotta be fat as fuck

My roommate just got me kicked out of taco bell because i called him fat for his order

@jakerogersmeat Money comes money goes, so why not?

Thinking about getting my cracker hands on one of these but it’s $450 and spud barely works what do we think chat?

@28ozPorterhouse @JosephLaMagna @fried_egg_golf You just can’t after that Sunday

@JosephLaMagna @fried_egg_golf I’d move Ludvig up a tier

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