49th Ward Chicago

Some 49th ward voters have put up a silly petition against me giving this seat to my wife. DON'T sign this petition: signon.org/sign/no-nepoti…

And Fagus: next time we have Karaoke at the ward holiday party, please don't sing "Mr Cellophane." A real downer. @Fagus49Dems @davidfagus

Best part of 49th ward holiday party: Karaoke! When Barb sang "My Kind of Town" it put a chill down everyone's spine. @BarbaraMoore49

Still recovering from 49th ward holiday party. My fav part? All of the contractors and developers who brought very padded holiday cards.

I would like to wish each of you the very happiest of holidays. Unless you didn't vote for me in the last election. #chicago #holidays

@davidfagus @fagus49Dems Fagus! Those donuts were for commuters at the L station. Two dozen???

@TribLocal Giving my wife my seat as alderman. Will keep her busy while I'm in Springfield fighting the evil foie gras industrial complex.

@davidfagus @fagus49Dems Fagus, we took an inventory of the contents of the refrigerator in the ward office. Just so you know.

Hard work being alderman. Without my efforts the Health Dept would have shut down the restaurant of a regular contributor for rat poop.

@kmonarq7 If we can just chase away everyone who isn't an officially certified Friend-of-Joe it will be so much nicer around here.

If we are going to redraw ward maps I'd like to get rid of a difficult & troubled section of the 49th: everything east of Sheridan Rd.

Look at me, the 31st Most Important Alderman in the City of Chicago, sitting at home watching cartoons by myself. I'm so ronery.

The same thing we do every night, Fagus - Try to take over the WORLD!

Watching Pinky and the Brain and laughing and laughing. And now thinking that Fagus is like my own Pinky. Lucky me. @davidfagus @Fagus49Dems

Those damned petitions are now all over the 49th. I gave them participatory budgeting. Why do they want to actually pick my replacement?

Another satisfied customer! @JoeMoore49

@ChicagosMayor Before this goes any further I want to point out that I wasn't really that big of a supporter of Miguel del Valle.

@GovernorQuinn No Christmas party invite??? Do we have to go through this again? huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/22/ald…

@davidfagus @fagus49Dems Fagus! Get over here. I have an important job for you. I need you to go next door and pick up my dry cleaning.

I know! I'd find her a useless opponent who can't win. A guaranteed ringer. I wonder if Carol Moseley Braun or Tim White are free.