Matt

Jrue Holiday forever my goat btw, he cleaned all this shit up in 2024

Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"

Trump: "We're doing well in Venezuela. That war took us approximately 48 minutes."

Steve Simmons goes at Keith Pelley for hiring John Chayka. This was something.

Normal gays wanna get off this ride 🎢

Boston at $188M with five trade exceptions totaling $45M is a war chest hiding in plain sight. The $27.7M TPE alone can absorb an All-Star caliber player without sending a single dollar back. Add the $8.2M and $4.7M exceptions and Boston can add three rotation players through trades using only exceptions. Tatum and Brown are locked in. White at $17M remains one of the best value contracts in the league. Pritchard off the bench at a fraction of what comparable scorers make. The roster has two gaps: center (Queta on a team option is a placeholder) and wing depth behind Tatum and Brown. The $27.7M TPE is perfectly sized to address the center position. Boston's front office has spent three years turning departing players into trade exceptions instead of dead money. That discipline is now paying off in the form of $45M in cap-free acquisition tools during a championship window.

Maga Comedian Ben Bankas in SHAMBLES after his DoorDash order history leaked

NBC, outside of opening night, hasn’t wanted to have a weeknight game on its broadcast network start before prime time (8 ET). The Spurs and OKC can’t host at 10:30 ET, since they are in Central Time, so the only way to get a game on NBC those nights is to have the games overlap.

If the goal is to be opportunistic while addressing these needs... Denver needs to cut money. This takes $12M off their books. Gives Jokic the ultimate winner in Derrick White (hometown team) and one of the best shooters walking this planet who will thrive off Jokic's gravity Celts get shot creation at the guard position/late game option to play off Jays and 3-4 years younger at the position. Young stretch big prospect for the frontcourt Add whatever picks. I hate that I am on the trade machine and not preparing for a 2nd Round series, but such is life