ify

love complimenting women when they out with they man like yea dumb ass nigga u need to KNOW your girl is BEAUTIFUL never ever play with her or u gone die have a good day

just replied to 2 texts

you mad weird for not letting me merge

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

I'll clap for others until it's my turn.

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

I’m not joking, people are broke that have never been broke. It’s so crazy.

I don’t like people who have the spirit of networking 😭

@Sugar_Pops_ N corset has never stopped me or my friends from eating 🤦‍♀️ ffs

The bride is looking like a BRIDE, then her girls are looking like they just stepped out of the house to buy bread.

Bringing back high table members for my wedding

Ow they broke my Omni man 😪

y ahora cómo encuentras trabajo

women need to normalize checking their mans phone yall would waste way less time

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

@Oyinsopretty 🤣🤣🤣 not all the good people in the comments

I just remembered something😭😂 There was a time whenever I go to market to buy pepper or potatoes from aboki,i will lie my network isn't working then he will offer to on hotspot for me... I will quickly go to YouTube and click one or two,then make sure the movies download🥲

My life’s script writers must be on a tight budget…cause ehn wtf ????

Godzilla owned kong in the Hong Kong scene

Fuck United Nigeria ….. If you have serious plans with your life, don’t ever fly with them. You’re better off trekking Very unreliable, unprofessional and useless stupid people @flyunitedng @Flyunited_dng you people don’t respect nor rate your customers. Moneylaunderingvibes

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

😭I was nice otp and this boy asked if I cheated 🙃