tha dog

normalize eating grass to make yourself puke

I don’t want to prevent cancers, I’d like to party for once

never for a second in my life have I doubted the power of a nice note

ㅤ

when I was this big 🤏🏻 i thought I’d make it big doing yoyos

GO WIT IT MEOW

landlord didn’t notice that I added a clause “tenant will suffer no fools”

when my future BIL texts me

the foodservice industry rocks. we just throw other ppl's money at each other

icicles is the only real life super mario

@c0arl Yurrrppp

Did our dad write this @4cool2u

gray cubie

people from california invented “imposter syndrome”

do u ever miss yourself lol

up pusking

is there a decent secular way to say “praying for you” or do I have to say “sending u house-isn’t-gone vibes!! 🫂 ”

my friend has had 1 good night of sleep since 2016 and she’s fine with it

23% of american households live in terror due to their own cats. NOT ME!

I saw this dude on my tiktok fyp and got him to play A7X 😭 im losing my mind over this

put on your most practical socks today