Cat of Can Food

Men would marry the one on the right only to cheat on her with the left. Don't take men seriously y'all.

entering 2026 with no kids, good friends, my money up and im not dating a loser… what more could i ask for

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so im tryna figure out why yall got so much to say

pretty girls should always smile

How the Erika Kirk/Candace Owens meetings went down:

i see why men don’t like real bitches. i mean why step up when there’s a loser ass bitch that’ll accept you for the piece of shit you really are. i truly understand

I couldn’t be an actual “influencer” in the edm world lol. i’m too fuckin mean. and seeing people crying on the internet after cause I wasn’t nice enough to them in person? would make me even meaner. no one owes any of you anything, just a reminder.

@peggingforsoup So plur to hate on people for having fun

everyone getting mad about this is being ridiculous lmao they’re just having harmless fun some of you get so up your own butts over shit like this & then wonder why no one ever wants to interact with you at shows…your aura sucks because you think you’re above silliness & whimsy

posted myself at Lost Lands and it spawned hundreds of anti-lgbtq freakazoids on FB telling me to end my life! A great reminder that just EXISTING while doing my job at a dubstep festival is enough for people to want to execute me! Suck my gender-fluid NUTSSSSSS

People who hate on LL are so boring. Even if you don’t love the type of music played the production is some of the craziest shit I’ve seen in the states, the attendees are so nice, and it’s by far the smoothest ran festival from the artist perspective 🤷🏻‍♀️

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

hello kitty pizzas

just ordered a 5XL

I just wanna start out saying i know no one is perfect and we all make mistakes….but i saw crankdat in the airport purposely buy a Dasani water when 10 other brands of ice cold water shared the same case. Idk its been on my mind for weeks.

narcissists be like yes i hurt you but since you hate me i am the victim now

i love how everyone collectively agrees about cropdat