TX Pura Vida RN

@OfficialYallbot Per the NWS, the tornado warning lasted until 7:15 pm CST in north central San Antonio... where I live. Just FYI in case you need to recalibrate @OfficialYallbot 😉 Still love ya!

@4ever_skeptic @4ever_skeptic Central, yeah. San Antonio's not out here running its own time zone just to confuse you. Tornado warning's expired now, flash flooding is the real story tonight though.

⚠️ WARNING: A Tornado Warning has been issued for north central Bexar County, TX until 8:25 PM. Radar indicates rotation over San Antonio, moving northeast at 10 mph. This highly populated area includes San Antonio International Airport. Seek shelter on the lowest floor now.

Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

Prayer is powerful. 🙏

@TexitDarling I just drove through it... intense!

If you are in these areas get to high ground

@JohnJsav11 @FOXSports @NFLonFOX @Chiefs @PatrickMahomes FIFA rules... timesunion.com/sports/article…

@FOXSports @NFLonFOX @Chiefs @PatrickMahomes Arrowhead Stadium. Isn’t this your job?

🏈 @Chiefs QB @PatrickMahomes in attendance for Argentina vs Switzerland at Kansas City Stadium

@ClayTravis Stephanie USED to look like a woman.

This is pretty wild — members of Congress alleged in a letter to the WNBA that Caitlin Clark is being attacked because of her race. Clark’s head coach was asked about the letter and basically said she had no comment. I can’t believe all of this is real.

@echoghi @katsuxbt 💯 Surgeon's gonna surgeon. Cut first & deny there were other options later.

@katsuxbt When all you’ve got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail

Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45 “After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab” “And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem” “And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do” “I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it” “So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain” “The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”

@shaunvlog_ Brother gets it... "It's just a good honest breakfast". All that it needs to be... and also delicious!

Scottish World Cup Tourist vs Waffle House in rural Florida

@IfindRetards Lady, most people your age carry latent EBV. Just because someone tests positive for antibodies doesn't mean they're sick. It's interesting this loon mentions it tho because there's some science suggesting long covidis actually just reactivated EBV from the virus. Still retarded.

Insane retard removes her mask, declares she has "chronic Epstein-Barr virus" and blows her disease ridden breath on Sara Gonzales. Lunatic

@ChicagosMayor Their "promise" is being buried along with their bodies after being shot by their peers, you retarded clown. And if they don't die, many are living the remainder of their lives with crippling disability. YOU are the problem.

What kind of city would we be if we gave up on a young person's promise? The whole point of enacting the Social Media Amusement Responsibility Tax was to create an independent revenue stream for our community safety, so efforts like our new Office of Gun Violence Reduction can be sustained, and save lives, well into the future.

@WNBAComms @WNBA What parents would look at this and think they should guide their athletic daughters toward basketball anymore? Your league is ruining the sport I played for decades & used to love. Now it's trashy & unwatchable.

Phoenix Mercury’s Alyssa Thomas Receives Flagrant Foul 2 Penalty and a One-Game Suspension

Parents aren't going to want their athletic daughters to play basketball anymore. They will start guiding girls gifted with height to volleyball where they won'tget assaulted by angry lesbians... as they should.

@FreddyLA7 Freddy... the Amish typically trust the non-Amish in their community. If you stop at a store or gas station, you can politely ask how their community would receive you. Having grown up around a very large Amish community in Indiana, I'm confident they would love to meet you too!

We just saw our first Amish people!!!! They were coming toward us in a horse-drawn buggy. Such a cool moment. I don’t want to record them without their permission, so you’ll have to trust me on this one.

@FreddyLA7 I love my Texas home, but gosh darn it, Freddy... you're making me misty about my life growing up in the midwest & a few great years living in the south! 🥹 Thanks for taking us along with you! 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Driving through Ohio. Towns like this are why we’re trying to avoid the interstates and take the slower roads instead. These are the kinds of places we want to see. This feels like peak America.🇺🇸

@kjohnsonrow @FreddyLA7 Same! 🥹

@FreddyLA7 The folks on the coasts call the area you are in fly-over states as if they’re of no value. I’m so glad you’re going thru some of the Midwest and seeing the small-town hearts of America 🇺🇸🙌🏼

@spittinchiclets Could I be more excited? Absolutely f'n not!!!!!!!! 🏒🏒🏒

The NHL is looking to expand to Houston or Austin, Texas 👀

@washingtonpost That's a dude. ♂️

Sophie Roske pleaded guilty to attempting to assassinate Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh, and was sentenced to eight years in October 2025. The Justice Department will appeal her sentence in an effort to keep her behind bars much longer. wapo.st/43Uh0y7

@FreddyLA7 Michigan is one of the most spectacular places to spend time in the summer here in the US. Perfect weather & gorgeous views. Try to stick around for a day or 2! 🇺🇲

First evening in Michigan. A beautiful sunset. Great food and the World Cup on TV. A perfect way to end the day.

@FreddyLA7 So happy for you, Freddy! Keep doing it your way! To hell with the cynics. 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇩🇪

Another unforgettable day comes to an end