Broad Broad

Butch's biceps are an erogenous zone btw

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!

This is the funniest Vespa I've ever seen

my midriff’s always out and I got honey all over my laptop. these winnie the pooh ass problems..

@xohudaxo Doesn’t help that I’m also sappy I’ll legit cry at anything on period

@4evrMoo it’s so bad that even my girlfriend has picked up on this 😭

Bruh I’m so emotional on my period ☠️☠️☠️ GET ME OUT OF HERE

“abs or biceps?” a woman who looks at me Iike this:

@finalnightmares Thank ya friend for adding to the meme folder

@finalnightmares Stealing this

I’m so attracted to emotional intelligence like damn the way you actually listen and communicate is a turn on

one time a week i wear a tight top to the office so everyone remembers my body is tea

@finalnightmares God speed soldier

@deadsantanapool I’m a romantic I can say it won’t happen but 🤷🏻 an open heart is a full one in my book. Keep your head up and your standards high 🙂‍↕️

two lesbian couples at the swing dance event sharing a table with only two chairs. each butch lovingly pulls out a chair for their respective femmes then dance with each other as their femmes blow them kisses while sipping redbull. beautiful

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.