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You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You’ll learn a lot today.

Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.

You know, the more I see of people, the more I like pigs.

We don’t make mistakes, we have happy little accidents.

The only two facilities that work on the bell system are schools and prisons.

If names will never hurt you, what if someone wrote a name on a rock and threw it at you?

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be…

Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?

really 4 more lolz?

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you`re on.

Hard work never killed anyone… but why take a risk!