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Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple

Smell your fingers...if they smell like W33d or 🐱... life ain't that bad. Enjoy the lil moments

it’s cinco de mayo pls send me $50000 dollars for being mexican

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

LMAAOOOOO

Decatur, Atlanta, Buckhead

Mannnnn😂😂

😢

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

The bravest part of this was laying in that bathtub

To all the gods that have ever existed, please let this happen. It’s in the contract that ICE signed that they could be deployed.

Accent: 6/10 Cultural Fluency: 11/10