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It would sure be a shame if people used this as an opportunity to openly not hire people who are male, white or Christian 👀

why vote when you can float….

@DonWithaD Nia disliked a tweet

Boutta get a dog and name it doggothan

@lightandfit Umm.. are you gonna send me some yogurt?

@4ply_whenicry Thanks for bring us along for the ride. 💜

Currently eating a liter of @lightandfit vanilla Greek yogurt on a bus ride because I do not want to waste it. Feel free to send me more @lightandfit

This caffeine + l Theanine combo got me feeling like one of them x men characters. Specifically the one with the laser eyes

Can’t wait to tell my entire contact list that I’m pregnant on April fools dayy

caviar looks like hamster eyes

I just fucked up my couscous😭😭

Personally I think Coca Cola should put cocaine back in their beverages

@CocaCola_GB you guys should put cocaine back in your beverages

Imagine if scoliosis could spread through chairs like a communicable disease? I would NEVER sit down

I’m actually very afraid of someone pushing me into the train tracks at the same time the subway is arriving. And that’s how I know my mental health is in a better place than it was a few years ago.

@06Kiu @EndWokeness Melania plagiarized an entire speech from Michelle Obama

Only one of these First Ladies never made it on the cover of Vogue. Take a guess which one.

Put you on do not disturb just to play sims 4

@Hozier MY LADY JAM ❤️

Today is the ten year anniversary of #TakeMeToChurch This song changed my life and continues to be a huge part of my life to this day. Thanks to everybody who has listened and shared this song, I’m looking forward to many more years of playing it around the world for you all 🖤

Not having enough syrup for your waffles is the most terrible thing in the history of anything with the one exception being genocide

@RRTlZE This is bogus 💔

i’m laughing but dis really will make u hate ur parents for like 3-4 years straight

@DAILYFIGHTS4U Fighting at prom… they just invented a brand new tier of ghetto

Rip angus cloud homie will be missed 💔