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tbh if i was born in a 🐱 holic family i’d enjoy the regimen n the rituals i reckon…but god has other plans and made me a left 🪽li beral 💀

@wostok_CLF i can only read one at a time, and at the same time of day as well 😭😭

@Italofiend I read like five books at a time.

Does anyone here read more than one book at a time?

i admit bobbert, touching grass really works. i’m cured. but unfortunately it cured me of the wrong thing interest in organized religions: ✅ cured interest in old men yaoi: ❌ did not get cured

@monsgg @beesechingly u can tell us gg, this is a safe space

@4pnapple @beesechingly it's complicated🥺

scratch like a cat. groom like a cat. forever ben’s lil pet.

@psychemxcv ben sees a cat: 😍 ben sees gg: 😐 gg just wanted ben to look at him the same way he looked at cats 😭

@4pnapple He's like: if I can't defeat them, I'll join them. The cats were his true rivals 🤭

@monsgg @beesechingly did it work?

@4pnapple @beesechingly I learned to imitate them to win Ben's affection

@monsgg @beesechingly i had several cats growing up yet i’m normal have u been binging cat videos on company time ciorcio? be honest

@4pnapple @beesechingly I learned them form Benny's cats

@dead_ithriel @beesechingly “if i move like a cat, ben will like me back 😖”

@4pnapple @beesechingly He wanted to be a cat for Benny!

@beesechingly ikr G has the most cat like mannerisms i’ve ever seen in a person 😭😭😭 i don’t understand where he learned them

@4pnapple no wonder benny was fond of him.

@apsychostalker reminds me of the time when ben wrote to francis and asked him to console G (for the sarah book debacle i think) i was like…dude how old are you G? 😭😭😭 surely you know how to deal with this kinda thing as an adult

hello there i’m a tra dwife i can’t find my husband did anyone see my husband? he looks like the p o pe

@apsychostalker a copyCAT!

@farishkam967 oomffff 😭😭😭🫂

@4pnapple heeey welcome back

B: why not? bc i’m not your therapist! 😡👊

how about - lithuania becomes 100% protestant overnight forcing bob to close the vilnius office, bob sends stray cat gg back to rome, stray cat gg finally reunites with husband/wife/father/mentor/cat dad/boss/lover n purrs happily ever after 🤧

@DayDreamerWh0 omg this is genius!!!!! thank you! (no i don’t mind thanks for @ ing actually otherwise i wouldn’t know 😭😭😭)