Sharne Theron

"@UberFacts: People that "feel smarter" when wearing glasses tend to become more studious and in turn, do better in school."@floooiii

"Dear best friend, I thought you should know that I miss you and all the laughs we used to have. I wish our friendship wasn't fading."

@Phiphi12M <3 U to =))

"@TheFunnyTeens: I was born to party, but forced to study."@Hane_10

We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name."@floooiii

"@FunnyOrTruth: FRIENDS- Buy you food. BESTFRIENDS- Eat your food."@floooiii @Marji101 @minettemuller

"@ItsFunnyLife: Real friends: Share the blame. Fake Friends: Blame you."@Marji101

"@neverknownfacts: On average women stare in the mirror 38 times a day."@floooiii

"@awkwardposts: We all have that one friend who we greet with an insult."@Hane_10

"@DopeOrFunny: The easiest way to get over someone is to look at their facebook pictures from two years ago."@floooiii

@tharehippychild ag jy ken my al goed my ou moedertjie

@tharehippychild ag solank jy nie vir M se nie sal M nie seer kry nie :p

@tharehippychild sies man !! Moenie so uit die matriekvierkant praat nie

@tharehippychild thare ek dink nie so nie ek weet so ;)

"@funnyortruth: Hey Vegetarians, My food literally shits on your food."@tharehippychild

"@funnyortruth: A true friend is the only person who never gets tired of listening to your own pointless dramas."@floooiii

Saying to your friend, "There's your best friend!" when you see someone they don't like.@floooiii

"When someone tells you to, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it."

"@RantingSession: So u hate me ? But you don't know me ? Wow you're amazing x"@ZelneQ

"@autocorrects: We all have a mate who is a fucking legend. You're mate." @floooiii