jewish jesus

my cousin used to do this bit around the height of Lil' Wayne's popularity where someone would mention him and he'd be like "who's Lil' Wayne?" and people would lose their minds

BREAKING: Adam Zarnowski, who claims to be a former CIA operative says, "The NSA audited the 2024 election; Kamala Harris won."

condom marketing is so fake, every brand has one kind that's like "this is our THINNEST CONDOM EVER! the closest thing to wearing NOTHING AT ALL!!" and every single one of them feels like wearing the exact same plastic bag

@sneminaj it's worth more to hold on to the one that's really special than to be with all of the others combined.

Men with body counts over 25, what's an important lesson you've learned?

when ppl say Greenland is a "white" country, it's worth pointing out that ~88% of it is Inuit (indigenous). & they are denied sovereignty due to Danish colonization. Europe has no problem with Greenland being colonized. it has a problem w/ Trump encroaching on Denmark's territory

what's up with dating profiles that are like: looking for: still figuring it out wants children

@JVMonte2 Skrillex at some little venue in Gainesville, FL in like 2010

What band or artist did you see at a tiny venue or a club before they became huge?

@panickssery there are side effects. extra HGH early in life stunts cognitive development

Are the elites actually giving their pre-teens HGH so they became tall, apparently without side effects Is this real

@sneako quirked up white boy sports the drip crazy style

Nigga did have that shit on

This is all the ruling class has to offer you. Fake love. Fake connection. Worthless technological parlor tricks at the expense of our dying biosphere. The underlying argument for continuing with the capitalism experiment even though it's destroying our ecosystem is that these megabillionaires will save us all with green energy and carry humanity's surplus population out into the stars to colonize the galaxy, but that isn't happening. They know they'll never colonize Mars. We're not meaningfully any closer to knowing how to keep humans alive completely separate from Earth's biosphere than we were a thousand years ago; human space travel thus far has consisted of glorified scuba expeditions wherein everything needed for survival is imported directly from the planet our anatomy is intimately interwoven with. And meanwhile ecocidal capitalism keeps incinerating our world. This is it. Once they burn through the generative AI scam and sell a few million AI sex robots that cost as much as cars, they're basically out of ideas. Maybe someone invents an app that helps people sell their kidneys and get them delivered to the purchaser via drone or something, but that's pretty much it in terms of profit-driven tech innovation. And from there the plan is to just grab up as many resources as possible and hole up in a bunker somewhere in the southern hemisphere while the world burns. And in the meantime they're not even happy. The world's richest man says he has no social life and works nearly every waking hour of his existence, and here he is projecting his own loneliness onto the rest of the world by telling everyone how awesome it is that you can tell an AI to create the image of a woman's face telling you it will always love you. That's right, kids: work your fingers to the bone, catch a few lucky breaks, pour all your blood, sweat, tears and time into winning the capitalism game, and you too could one day be as miserable and alienated as Elon Reeve Musk. These are the sorts of people who are ruling our world. These are the people who are holding the steering wheel of human civilization and determining the future of our species. Nothing about this is healthy. Nothing about this is functional. We need drastic revolutionary change and we need it soon, because these freaks are driving us to our doom.

maybe he'll finally find those WMDs in Hell

Wow yes this is the way….ICE Nazis were about to kidnap some brown folk until a hero emerged and they ran away like the masked cowards that they all are

BREAKING: Los Angeles County has just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY over the federal ICE raids. Think about that. The county is literally declaring an emergency over what the federal government is doing. This is Trump‘s America.

Remember when Elon said “If Kamala wins, I’m going to jail”?? Now that it’s been reported that he is in the files, it begs the question: Would someone of Elon’s means and power try to steal a presidential election to save himself???

Donald really looked at the War on Drugs and thought "I can beat Drugs" 💀

A new capitalist nightmare just dropped

U.S. President Donald Trump takes a tablet as he watches the U.S. Open men’s final between Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz on Sunday, Sept. 7, 2025, in New York. Photo: Andres Kudacki. #trump #usopen

I genuinely think I’m on to something here. Eglin AFB, the same military base Reddit once accidentally exposed as its “most addicted” city before covering it up, is having connection issues. At the same time, Reddit just gave a full-blown apology to Elon Musk- this is like if North Korea gave a standing ovation to Jesus Christ himself. I think the bots aren’t botting, and for the first time in years, Reddit feels unsettlingly organic.