— DEADPOOL.
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"Not that kind of mooning. Who do you take me for?" Grumble, grumble. "Besides, I don't do that kind of work anymore."

If I needed you to kill someone, I would do it myself, don't you think? ( Then she shrugs. ) Nothing, just woke up terribly.


“I think Namor & Wolverine have me beat on that. For what it’s worth, Wilson, you’re not greasy, but you’re living cancer - that’s not going to smell good. Not your fault.”

⠀⠀ ❝Not in the mood for you right now. You just happened to be closest. Theres a room behind me. We're gonna go there and you're gonna stitch my back. We clear?❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀ ⠀ “ Surely there is at least one person in the world who considers me their favourite mutant . . . ” ᅠ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ᅠ ⠀

“Hygiene that makes babies cry it’s so bad? Oh wait, that’s just you.”









