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— DEADPOOL.
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/ It feels so much more difficult to get things up and running on here than like any other muse.
Is there something I’m doing wrong? Or something I should be doing differently?
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“You just sit and brood? You’re starting to get more and more like the other guy as time goes on. Borrring!”
𓋹@moonarsystem
"Not that kind of mooning. Who do you take me for?" Grumble, grumble. "Besides, I don't do that kind of work anymore."
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Being hunted in three countries, banned from two buffets, and somehow still the emotional support mercenary of his crew.
What a weird week.
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But I do it with much more dazzle. You don’t have enough.
Why don’t you get some more sleep then?
𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮 .ᐟ@LuckiestMerc
If I needed you to kill someone, I would do it myself, don't you think? ( Then she shrugs. ) Nothing, just woke up terribly.
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( @moonarsystem )
“We should work together more often. You like to moon people, I love to moon people. Perfect match.”
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“They smell worse, absolutely but you’re still greasier.
And y’know, I didn’t expect you to bring up the cancer. You know Cap wouldn’t like you bringing up something so personal. Shame, shame, Buck.”
* живое оружие@WlNTERKILLS
“I think Namor & Wolverine have me beat on that. For what it’s worth, Wilson, you’re not greasy, but you’re living cancer - that’s not going to smell good. Not your fault.”
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“Yeah, yeah, crystal clear. You got holes in your back, I’ve got holes in my everything, and now we’re doing an emergency buddy-cop clinic in some moldy murder room.”
He started walking past him toward the door, dragging his bloody fingers along the wall as he went.
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He’d push himself upright with a groan, fingers pressing against the exit wound in his cheek while cartilage audibly cracked back into place beneath the mask. He staggered a bit before catching his balance, then motioned forward with an exaggerated irritation. —
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His body jerked forward from the gunshot, the bullet punching clean through his masked mouth in a spray of blood and shredded fabric before he hit one knee against the pavement.
“Ghk..”
A wet cough followed. Then another soon after. —
𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄. ⌖@skullborneoath
⠀⠀ ❝Not in the mood for you right now. You just happened to be closest. Theres a room behind me. We're gonna go there and you're gonna stitch my back. We clear?❞ ⠀
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“So long as the paychecks keep coming in, I’ll consider you whatever the hell you want!”
࿐ ࿔ ⋆𝐀 𝐍 𝐆 𝐄 𝐋 ⋆ ࿔ ࿐@FeatheredHeir
⠀ ⠀ ᅠ ⠀⠀ ⠀ “ Surely there is at least one person in the world who considers me their favourite mutant . . . ” ᅠ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ᅠ ⠀
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“Says the greasiest guy anyone has ever met.”
* живое оружие@WlNTERKILLS
“Hygiene that makes babies cry it’s so bad? Oh wait, that’s just you.”
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