zazzed™️

when i'm being buried, place a beyblade in my hands and as i'm being lowered down, have everyone say in unison, "let it r.i.p"

returning to twitter to find out whats going on with mom jeans

listn to it ? download it? if u want ? samduke.bandcamp.com/album/non-prop…

i made an album :) youtu.be/1Q1fThVQwiw?si… via @YouTube

a wild thing to say as the president of the united states of america which is definitely a part of the world and has a jewish population of 6.3 million

the last of us stans showing off their favorite characters twitter.com/natwandavers/s…

kermie nation rise

he kansas city that isn't in kansas is wild bc imagine living in new mexico and having a place called like ohio town

christmas shopping has turned into me going into stores , taking pictures of things i want to buy myself after the holidays, and leaving

taking a "do i have anxiety" test online knowing what the answer will be

matty healy in a couple of decade i fear

people talk about unrealistic body standards like its a new thing as if ladies weren't making their titties look as pointy as fucking possible in the 50's

my roommate just sent her 5 year old daughter to her room bc she was acting up at the dinner table. she walks into her room crying and I swear on everything this girl picks up a harmonica and starts playin the shit out of it like damn she really got the blues huh

im so terrified of heidi klum

no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this. twitter.com/DuganAmanda/st…

We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.

tbh whoever made this commercial was right this is what i feel like when i'm high

i dont care about kanye west i care about slime rancher

the answer was infront of me the whole time how could i have been so blind

how do u get extra money without doing more job