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Oilers finally playing hockey. Suck it, Tampa.

To recap, the Oilers gave up two second round draft picks for essentially a net neutral (at best) adjustment between the pipes (Jarry vs Skinner) and on the blue line (Kulak vs Murphy). Stan Bowman has the IQ of a half-eaten ham sammich.

I take back all the mean things I said about Jordan Binnington

It's been too long since one of Bryce Harper's teammates tried to punch him in the face. Nick Castellanos should have been that guy.

Tom Wilson skating on a line with McJesus and Celebrini, with Sam Bennett on tweezer duty is wild, non-gold medal-winning stuff. #AndIFuckingHateSamBennett

Dear everyone. Please stop shooting blocker side on Tristan Jarry.

By the time Josh Allen gets home, Hailee Steinfeld will have his clothes on the front lawn. She only dates winners, I imagine.

And Quinn Hughes is on the move?! He's tailor-made for the Wild's system. Minnesota going on a run.

Trading Stuart Skinner on the upswing while overpaying with a second-pairing rearguard and a second-round pick is truly masterful work. #StanBowmanIsSoOutOfTouch

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Betting on the Lions was the wrong call. But it still wasn't worse than that dogshit pass interference call on A.J. Brown.

Time to make some lap dance money sportsgrid.com/nfl/article/st…

MIT vs Harvard in college basketball today First one to ℜ(∫0π​eixdx)−1+ln(10)e4.234​+2(3!)3​ wins #nerds

🏈 @4thlinesports breaks down the Week 10 College Football DFS slate on DraftKings and gives his favorite targets here: fantasylabs.com/articles/colle…

I'd say by Friday morning, Ilya Samsonov will be a member of the Edmonton Oilers.

Ugh. My retinas. #SundayNightFootball

🏈 @4thlinesports breaks down the Week 9 College Football DFS slate on DraftKings and gives his favorite targets here: fantasylabs.com/articles/colle…

In no way shape or form did the Texans deserve to win that game. But unnecessary roughness for jumping on a pile?! NFL refs still suck.

Piss everywhere

Bold choice for the Chargers to go with the pee stained uniforms. But it is a good analogy for how many times they've pissed themselves this season.