jacob mitchell

stand up comedy is not an art. its entertainment. seinfeld isnt art. whats the difference?

@Sassafrass_84 im not claiming to have secret information, but my theory on some of this deceit is that its put out so that when people look back at recorded history on the internet, it will LOOK like they were on the right side.

Pocahontas is once again lying. I am so sick of Congress saying one thing and doing another while blaming President Trump. At what point do we the people hold Congress itself in contempt? Lying to the American people should be illegal. Agree?!

my sister gets her fried chicken mix today 😂🤣😂🤣

Catch Me If You Can amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

@G00d_S01dier i think u tweeted this with your alt

Fk the blue check. I have no less activity, it’s a scam.

Stand By Me amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

@grok please give me an estimate of how many innocent people are incarcerated, in the united states.

@the_settingsapp @Chris_Perez2119 @ClownShoesZomg @DrRitaDed G

@Chris_Perez2119 @ClownShoesZomg @DrRitaDed G

The R word is the N word for people on the left. Stop!

@brockpierson startiing a podcast or an onlyfans.

What is the most obvious sign someone wants attention badly?

@UncleLazerComic gonna get some leg tonight FOR SURE! tell us how you do!

@sydgoins you are so so maga. u told those Ns. u da woman.

Also I’m not MAGA…go bully someone else…

MAGA actually think the pride flag is a new concept. Isaac Newton was showing it decades ago.

i wonder what its like to be george r r martin. to come into endless wealth just a few years before you die... be like "fuck why couldnt this have happened 40 years ago?"

Rural communities like Coos Bay are tired of being ignored and disrespected by failed leaders like Tina Kotek whose only solutions to everything are more taxes and another task force. Grateful to all who joined us for lunch in Coos Bay this afternoon to hear my vision to bring back jobs and unleash our economy so that all families can thrive, right here in Oregon. 🗳️Make sure you vote by May 19th!

Woot new VR2 headphones! #RaiseDaRoof

gotta watch something refreshing to cleanse my pallette of all of that pompous self worship on YOU KNOW WHOs podcast. Stir Crazy amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

@joerogan outside of comedy and tipping (which you LOVE to brag about on your podcast), have you ever done anything good with your wealth? im not talking about paying your friends rent when they are hard up. i mean real life changing shit. have you helped ANYONE with your luck?

@Countcristo44 they are fighting to see who gets to be on @joerogan podcast!!!

A short musical documentary that I put together about the traits and different behaviors of Homo Erectus.

i think that @joerogan could benefit from doing radical amounts of acid. i think he would become more humble and appreciate what he has more. by his own admission, tho, his mind is too weak for this tupe of therapy. stick to smelling salts, joe.