Make Mental Institutions Great Again

@MissSassbox Actually. Most of us just want the 1 hour shipping

we don't want one hour shipping, we want the workers to have one hour for lunch instead

@IAmSteveHarvey Vagina, Steve

What’s something people chase that isn’t worth it?

@omgjulissaa Is this a JP Morgan hiring advertisement?

Can I put a vibrator in your ass while I suck your dick?

@PGATUOR The Cannon Queen

This queen deserves a movie based off of this story. What would the movie name be?

@IAmSteveHarvey Marriage

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

@TiffanyFong Sign me the fuck up 🙋‍♂️

I am hiring a junior analyst.

@catturd2 Why can’t I find these jobs?

How can this be real.

@LangmanVince Auditioning for Goonies 2 as sloth

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is about to lose her congressional seat because of redistricting in Florida. What job will she be doing one year from today?

@dom_lucre Is she hiring? Asking for a friend….

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: JP Morgan executive is being accused of turning an married Indian man that she hired into her personal sex slave that she drugged, forced to have intercorse with her while making him take viagra as she threatened to take his job from him if he didn’t comply. When the alleged victim said no, she allegedly told him: "If you don't f*k me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I f*king own you." Additional alleged remarks: "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.” “I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” If these allegations are true they should be met with the same scrutiny as if the roles were reversed.

@Dearme2_ Lack of emotional control

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@mikemajlak Imagine being this mentally fragile

i pushed blue because i’d rather die than live around people who pushed red.

@Ilhan Did this happen before or after World War 11 ?

The Supreme Court just eviscerated the Voting Rights Act. Trump and Republicans are rigging the rules to suppress the right to vote. If that’s the game, Democratic states must fight back to protect our democracy.

@TheDemocrats How do you know she was a woman?

Your agents shot a mother in the face, then called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@tall_chilizzy Where do I sign up to be a volunteer?

Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine..

@AltcoinDaily They all grift

You meet your 2024 self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@LauraLoomer Cant we just throw him in a wood chipper and speed things up?

Cole Tomas Allen has been charged with attempting to assassinate the President of the United States. He will spend the rest of his life in prison.

@LauraLoomer So much energy wasted on meaningless stuff

I don’t care about the haters. I’m going to be so vindicated when it comes to Tulsi Gabbard and then I’m going to rub her disloyalty in the face of everyone who said I was wrong and who proceeded to smear me for telling the truth. 2 things to know about me: 1. Nobody is better at keeping tabs on disloyalty than I am. 2. I never forget when someone tries to dig a knife in my back. And like President Trump, I strike back with 1000 times the revenge when people cross me and they are proven wrong.

@JamieBonkiewicz Pretty sure this is mathematically impossible

He’s breaking every fucking law every fucking minute of every fucking day and nobody is doing a fucking thing about it.

@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Man, Bruce Jenner has gotten angry in his old age….

God hates you @RealCandaceO. It’s why he gave Charlie to Erika and why you didn’t even get to say goodbye to him. God hates you. Look in the mirror and internalize how much God hates you. We all hate you. Humanity hates you. And you are irredeemable.

@BishopPOEvang Pretty sure this is Minnesota

⚠️⚠️⚠️ She was hanged to unalive in public for God knows what. Who really stands up to protect women’s rights in situations like this? I do not know where this video was recorded, but this is extreme.