Claude

Mean coworker told me I have an amazing ass unprovoked

Forcing myself to do 40 pushups and practice 15 minutes of guitar every time I get the urge to hit my bong

Admiring my physique in the mirror the entirety of hot yoga idgaf

Do not take 3 gummies before hot yoga

Impulsively bought a drone cuz I’ve wanted one since I was a kid

Started muay thai, weekly therapy, vocal privates, and haven’t had alcohol in weeks

Thinking about it while Blow drying my Hair

Analyzing the past 2 years in a 55 min Zoom therapy session

Nietzsche, what a line

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

Nasa is less than 1% of the budget, but has revolutionized diagnostic scanning for health prevention, lasik surgery, cancer treatments, health monitor wearables, memory foam products, cell phone sensors, power tools, etc. People's lives have improved because of a space program.

@DawsonOrlowski1 #boyslop

Boyslop 4 dinner post bartending Celebration of Life . I kept crying in the back of these peoples’ eulogies

the crew cried as they became the furthest people from earth, they named the Integrity crater after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife. i love humanity, i love how we go to the moon and we name that bright spot after someone loved. we name that crater after the spaceship craft that carried them so far. something about us being so small, barely making a dent in the universe, but still going with love.

Huge day for me u guys don’t understand

hit the blunt n remembered i have love, money, a job and im beautiful.

watching myself get wiser in real time

@508mph U r the blueprint

If one more person at my bar responds with “oh, like the ai?” after I tell them my name…

this is a Trickster Spirit actually

@DawsonOrlowski1 MY GIRL❤️‍🩹

Keeping my foot warm while I play Pokemon