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just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement

under a bridge Katılım Ocak 2020

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tate@50FirstTates·8 Eki

asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life

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tate@50FirstTates·2d

what are we doing

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tate@50FirstTates·11 Tem

oh look the hand that feeds me. one bite couldn’t hurt

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tate@50FirstTates·2 Tem

influencer trying the viral double fudge ice cream cookie sundae bowl and before they take the first bite they say “i’m so scared you guys”

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tate@50FirstTates·20 Haz

republicans be saying shit like scientists just discovered that gay people produce bufotenin, the same chemical found in venomous toads

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tate@50FirstTates·19 Haz

imagine having to reach UP to open your car door

Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse

Gm let’s get this paper

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tate@50FirstTates·19 Haz

everyone who put their trash out today is racist

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tate@50FirstTates·30 May

tldr

Pope Leo XIV@Pontifex

In the era of #ArtificialIntelligence, when human dignity is threatened by new forms of dehumanization, ours is the pressing duty to remain profoundly human. We must lovingly safeguard the grandeur of humanity bestowed upon us and revealed in its fullness in Christ, the splendor of which no machine can ever replace. #MagnificaHumanitas vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

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tate@50FirstTates·30 May

"climate control" in cars is really referring to temperature. i want a setting that will adjust the prevailing weather pattern in my vehicle over an 80 year timespan

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tate@50FirstTates·29 May

went down $275 in blackjack. down to my last $25 and turned it into $500. just goes to show never give up your next big win is right around the corner. take out more money if you have to

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tate@50FirstTates·28 May

gonna be late, prob just never gonna go. no point

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tate@50FirstTates·12 May

type of shit your witchy vegan girlfriend texts you when you're already having the worst day of your life

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tate@50FirstTates·5 Nis

pisses me off when it rains in april. it’s a little too on the nose. what’s next? may flowers?

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tate@50FirstTates·28 Mar

just saw a tiktok of someone saying they built the pyramids from the “top down” bro we are so fucked the education system has failed us

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tate@50FirstTates·20 Mar

why is every fitness influencer a devout christian are scientists looking into this

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tate@50FirstTates·14 Mar

i will be crashing out over text to someone while simultaneously ordering an iced coffee in person with what can only be described as a pep in my step

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tate@50FirstTates·13 Mar

when you're 22 your instagram captions are "i'm not afraid to die” but the second you turn 29 they turn into “grateful to still be alive on this earth” or “cherishing every single second with my family (any moment could be my last)”

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tate@50FirstTates·15 Şub

okay fine omg

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tate@50FirstTates·11 Şub

has anyone considered that billionaire Bryan Johnson gets a perfect sleep score every night not because of the weird shit he does but because he has a billion dollars?

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tate@50FirstTates·5 Şub

cigs kill you and give you cancer and people are like “vapes are worse than cigs.” do they kill you harder

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tate@50FirstTates·24 Oca

i want to be healthy but at the same time eating a piece of fruit during the day is devastating for my aura

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