Alice in Wonderland

@WalkerATX My view

Austin went pink this morning

@JPMacIsaac I won 😎

@JPMacIsaac And… my forensic computer repair man is NOT legally blind. That’s where my drives were stored.

@511Rosevelt I have copies too! Cheers!

7 years ago Hunter dropped off a laptop for data recovery. I imagine he regrets not paying the $85, now that he has fled the country, $17 million in debt and forced to do cage fights for a living. Moral of the story, pay your bills! Happy Laptop day! Cheers!

@JPMacIsaac Mine are forensic hard drives. Remember… Rudy was confused as to whether it was a laptop or a hard drive. 😎 Mine is/was at FBI.

@zbuckholz @JPMacIsaac @Frisky_gaijing See my response to him

@Marian_L_Tupy Not mine 😂

Austin, Texas, where rents dropped by a full 6 percent over the past year, more than in any other large metro area in the US. The Austin area’s median rent, at $1,274, is back to roughly where it was right before the pandemic — which means that, in 2026 dollars, it’s significantly cheaper than it was in 2019.

@_saracannon There was a murder there in the 1990s

This is an extremely niche Austin tweet but a former dancer at Pleasures is doing an AMA on Reddit right now and apparently that place is haunted by the presence of a former dancer named Krystal and they have an altar for her because she protects them

@ladiekerrie Stay strong ❤️

It has been an extremely challenging day. Drawing hard boundaries against someone toxic is not for the faint of heart. They thrive on chaos.

@ladiekerrie Thank you!

@511Rosevelt Lovely. 🩵

@ATXVideos Watching from my balcony 😂

🚨Breaking: truck gets stuck under 11th Street bridge on I-35. Could it be an illegal alien driver?

Me ❤️

Him ❤️

@BreannaMorello Not me

I’m convinced everyone in downtown Austin is trans, gay, or a lesbian. Have we tried testing the tap water?!

@libriscent Yup

Every divorced person I know said the same thing: “I knew before the wedding.” Every single one.

@ATXVideos And he pounced on my windshield last week. He washes for free… lol

@ATXVideos He smashed my bet driver’s window.

🚨Spotted just now under the I-35 bridge: homeless gentleman washes people's windshields.