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@PolitlcsUK @FT Communism begins

🚨 NEW: The Government is pushing for supermarkets to voluntarily cap food prices [@FT]

@DPJHodges @AaronBastani I'm not even pro reform but I'm fed up of this bro it's like tattling for middle aged people. It drains the life out of me. Nobody who is voting reform is totally ignorant to the underlying message what is the fucking point

@AaronBastani Might want to check out his social media history…

No idea how Burnham will do in the by-election, but this guy would have absolutely destroyed any other candidate Labour would have put up. Look forward to going next week!

@Raymond26436015 @Jmcin80000 @Arma_Lite_14 Oh yes because every kid who wants a bit of privacy away from controlling parents is secretly a school shooter.

@Jmcin80000 @Arma_Lite_14 Too bad the Columbine parents didn’t go through their sons stuff or check out their bedrooms. Might have saved some lives, moron.

So… I have a 15-year-old son who, by his own choice, lives with his dad and only comes to stay with me on weekends. He came over on Friday, and when I was unpacking his backpack I found a bunch of these things inside. Does anyone know what this is? He completely avoids the subject and is super closed off with me. Please help 😭

@gadgetboy1981 @Jmcin80000 @Arma_Lite_14 I had parents like this and that's why I'm not going to have kids myself.

@Jmcin80000 @Arma_Lite_14 Spoken like a child or immature non parenting adult. That parent has every right to understand what their child is upto and whats under their roof.

@JuxhinCelaEU @clashreport @AliBakeer I would insult a politician in real life. I do it on the daily. You should try it 👍

@clashreport @AliBakeer Fantastic, it must create a new perception in the society about what is legal or not, people believe by writing something online it doesn’t matter or is not grave, that is somehow different than making the same statement in the public

A German teenager posted a frustrated tweet cursing out Olaf Scholz while his 37.9 GB Fortnite update crawled along at 173 KB/s, a download that would have taken over 60 hours to complete. The tweet had just 503 views. German police later opened criminal proceedings against him for insulting a politician. The case was dropped after he deleted the post. A year later he posted the official letter.

@GoodwinMJ Look I don't like Restore or Reform but at least Restore have won elections they've contested

These people are not very clever. They don’t understand how the blob works. There are legal requirements for councils to provide translation. We can only end that when we win & deal with the Equality Act. Which Reform has addressed. Vote Reform. Don’t vote for nonsense.

@gideonstorytllr @BBCLookNorth You should mind your own business like the council should

@BBCLookNorth She should get planning permission approval like everyone else or move to a place without as much shared commons

'Why should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone' bbc.in/4dmoqhN

@thmbshrtin @Raziel06642 @flowwithkel Because I'll bet my savings that he does fuck all of those sanctioned activities. I'd be surprised if he goes outside

@thmbshrtin @Raziel06642 @flowwithkel Dude just stares at the wall all day and calls anything that deviates gay because he doesn't understand the religion he practices properly

People retweeting this asking why we don’t do this anymore and it’s because there’s freaks who record you and then will make fun of you online for having fun

@Raziel06642 @flowwithkel If this supposed Christian knew anything then he would know that the original protestents thought sports and physical activity, colour, fun or literally anything that could give pleasure was ungodly outside very narrow contexts.

@Raziel06642 @flowwithkel God I hope I go to hell for being 'degenerate' (having fun). Than be in the afterlife with such an insufferable puritan yank cunt.

@Steven_Swinford Wesley "Wetwipe" Streeting

BREAKING Wes Streeting will not trigger a leadership election The clues are there in his letter He says Andy Burnham needs the chance to stand - he says that the debate over what comes next needs to be 'broad' and it 'needs the best possible field of candidates' - ie Burnham He is not ruling out standing if it comes to it. But for now he has resigned because he concluded it was time to 'put up or shut up' - that the standoff was not sustainable It doesn't sound like he has coordinated with other Cabinet ministers and that there are other resignations coming What comes next is highly unpredictable - it depends on what Burnham does, what the Cabinet does and, crucially, what Keir Starmer does

@samuel_leeds Why are you spying on your employees social media? Freak

One of my workers posted an anti-landlord, Green Party statement on his Facebook… so I kicked him out of his house. Before you feel sorry for him, let me say this: for the last two years, I've let him live rent-free in one of my houses as a perk, because I'm a really nice boss. However, he recently said, “Shouldn’t be allowed to have more than one home anyway. Vote green.” I'm sorry, mate, but you work for me, and I'm a landlord with over 100 homes in the UK. You wouldn't be living in that house rent-free unless I owned lots of homes. So I've served him his notice. He has to leave. Also, it's a commercial lease, so he has zero rights. But because I'm such a nice person, I have let him stay temporarily in one of my caravans while he gets back on his feet.

@TunawithaCh No one can be trusted to obey the law without being watched and scruntised. No one can have a private life because mouth breathers have children and let them have unrestricted internet access.

I am in favour of digital ID. What are you all trying to hide? Some shady people in this country. You need your hard drives checked.

@PolitlcsUK Oh well looks like I'll be calling Keir Starmer a fat high pitched cunt using my real name from now on

🚨 WATCH: The King confirms the Government will "proceed with the introduction of Digital ID"

@GBPolitcs Digital ID my middle finger, fucking lame ass police state. Protect kids from shitty parents who give their kids phones instead of letting them play outside with other kids

🚨NEW: King Charles: "My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID."

@corporatecake If you think Sydney Sweeney is ugly then you deserve cancellation for body shaming fucking stupidity

Could there be a better demonstration why you shouldn’t body shame people, even if you think they’re terrible

@harry_jrh Minecraft trees

@Elizabe31007223 @PippaCrerar Stop sucking Keir's cock

@PippaCrerar The media is desperate for the drama. The behaviour of journalists today was completely unedifying.

Keir Starmer is increasingly confident he has seen off the immediate threat to his premiership, I'm told, with allies of Wes Streeting quitting the government but a challenge from health secretary failing to materialise. Downing Street insiders suggest that Streeting does not (yet) have the required support from 81 MPs he needs to formally launch a leadership bid – after the PM issued his ‘put up or shut up’ ultimatum to cabinet. Streeting will hold talks with Starmer on Wednesday and is expected to talk candidly about his concerns - but No 10 insiders suggest it is tantamount to a climb down from speculation he was on brink of running. “After all that, it’s looking like Wes may not have the numbers after all. I’m pleased and furious at the same time. The best thing for him now is to come out with some dignity and end the drama,” one loyalist cabinet minister tells me. They also believe they have seen off a threat from Andy Burnham - for now - with one ally saying: "Andy's supporters keep saying he's got a seat. But where is it? It's not real unless he has one". But PM still faces a deeply divided party, angry union backers and even loyalist ministers who don't believe he'll take them into the next election. He may have won the battle, but the war is still raging.

@neonsaxon @implausibleblog More people voted for Brexit objectively total wise than for Keir Starmer in the last election.

@implausibleblog He was elected to his post less than 2 years ago. Removing him because some think he’s ‘unpopular’ is an insult to the democratic will of the people.

I used to think that Trump would be the most difficult person to pry out of office if he lost an election or something similar and refused to leave But if reports of today's Cabinet meeting are true, that Starmer just carried on as if nothing was going on, are true, I guess Starmer is giving Trump a run for his money