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@MeterPalnati Lies on lies on lies 🤫

@5hole_ You wear good good merchandise and joggers. You also have the worst swing I’ve ever seen. You also have never broken 84.

I be getting mad asf

@joenhl23 @SeidersFlow @local_hooperr @GenBriffinJr @irishspringz14

@SeidersFlow @local_hooperr @GenBriffinJr @irishspringz14 Yeah they have no shot vs the Bronx burners

🔥 THE BURNERVERSE CHEL LEAGUE ROSTERS ARE SET 🔥 Five captains. Fifteen burners. Zero excuses.

A Haiku by The Vanimal: Rebel storm charges, Weak French shatter on the ice, Dixie thunder breaks.

Getting a league started who’s in

@ThrobbyBoucher Goalies fault what a lame piece of shit he is

Penalty killing 101

Any foid into epro Hockey player? #lank

@GenBriffinJr @FickieRowlerFan @billy53564 @stripeshowstan @ParkLang12

@ThatsPanicMan Fuck yeah Van

You know what this is? This is my new fuckin haircut. You know what that means? Im gettin some pussy tonight.

@HockeyyInsiderr @CanadiensMTL Carrier could use a + beside that B. Game 7 takes that rating up itself a good bit

My grades for the @CanadiensMTL based on their performance in the entire round 2 series: Caufield : C+ Suzuki : B+ Slaf : C Texier: B- Newhook : A+ Demidov : B+ Bolduc : A Veleno: C Dach : B- Evans : B+ Danault : B+ Josh Anderson : B Matheson: C+ Carrier : B Guhle: B+ Hutson : A Xhekaj : B+ Dobson: B- Dobes : A+ Thoughts ?

@stripeshowstan I’ll just assume I’m on the bench somewhere

Considering my baseball lineup gained some traction and started a trend. For 1k followers here’s my BV Hockey starting lineup. Siri, play Billy Tibbetts mix. Lucy, It’s addictive.

@nyetminder Bait used to be believable

Those regular season games have scarred me we are so fucking cooked

habs in four we’re cooked

IM RALEIGH BOUND GAME 2!! IM FUCKING HYPE #gohabsgo

HABS BITCH

@MeterPalnati Bc you’re a fag

Why would Taylormade send me 6-9 but not 4-5. Shit got me raging

@DanGlesack_ Plays. Go low Dan

Booked a solo tee time this morning. Thought I’d let everyone know. Wish me luck