smith

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smith

@5m1thh

Katılım Eylül 2019

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smith@5m1thh·8 Eki

If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

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Pri@priyayayanshi·1d

first in my bloodline to read that seeing alia and athiya shetty together in a picture is someone's dream

`@mostlywhom

Athiya and Alia in the same frame? Oh, that’s my dream 🥹

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shameika said@misslawnabanana·19h

hello myself desh ka yuva whose whole personality revolves around loving diet coke and consumerism… am i cool enough for you guys yet🥺

diva ࣪˖ 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@bombshellpilot

couldnt find diet coke on blinkit zepto or instamart so…

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·2d

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Chief 💈@BeTheIceman·2d

@knicks_tape99 Slurs being invented left and right

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Ram@MeticulousViews·6d

Nothing beats the dopamine rush of realizing this narcissistic psychopath will never lay his hands on football's greatest prize, while his cult spends the rest of their lives writing conspiracy theories to cope. Good riddance.

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smith@5m1thh·5d

@buhlesrevenge Brocolli and Zucchini makes everything taste 10 times better

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B.@buhlesrevenge·7 Tem

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

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smith@5m1thh·5d

@ExtremeBlitz__ How is Argentina both spiritually israeli and culturally nazi

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duck@ExtremeBlitz__·5d

My PC after I talked too much shit about Argentina

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Schindler Rao Shinde@Parikshit_K_·4 Tem

Sham sharma ki maa ki chut mein tapeworm ka penthouse

Raghu@IndiaTales7

Ethanol isn’t just fuel — it’s strategy. From 1.5% to 20% blending: • Saved ₹1.90 lakh crore in forex • Paid ₹1.60 lakh crore+ to farmers • Replaced 310 lakh MT crude • Cut 930 lakh MT CO₂ Energy security + farmer prosperity + cleaner air. This is Atmanirbhar in action. 💪

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smith@5m1thh·4 Tem

I answer to more important people than you my friend

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·30 Haz

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile picture is AI, We can't be friends.

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smith@5m1thh·28 Haz

@pitdesi Maharashtrians are mexicans

Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi·28 Haz

No, the correct mapping is: Marwari: Jews Gujarati: Lebanese or Jewish Punjabi: Texan Bengali: French Tamil: German Malayali: Filipino Parsi: WASP Sindhi: Armenian Bihari: Appalachian Kannadigas: Scandinavians Maharashtrians: Austrian/Czech Goans: Portuguese

kache@yacineMTB

punjabis are the jews of india

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geekbob@vapelegend·27 Haz

this bathroom practically begged me to do coke in it

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r@bekhayalime·26 Haz

Sunil Shetty revealed that his 15‑month‑old granddaughter has a picture of Narendra Modi in a book next to Sai Baba. She performs Modi’s pooja, even offering laddus to his photo from a Ganesh Ji mandir because he is seen as divine. This shows just how far Bollywood has fallen