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WTAF? Jesus!

@Kearney3Mr Another Elephant Man beer with the massive head!

It’s time 🍺🍺🍺

@LNathan123 Rodin's The Stinker!

Pictured sitting on the John 🤣

@RtSimwon 😆😆😆😆😆 👏👏

@6079smith 😂😂😂😂😂 Alexa, tun up t'voloom thar nors

OK folks, I need a replacement for #Amazon #alexa as I'm sick of the fucking things not doing as they're told! Absolute piles of shite 🤬

@BethRigby Nobody believes a single word he says. He's a proven liar. This was an embarrassing piece of so-called journalism

WATCH: Starmer on ‘beating himself up’ over Mandelson is worth watching because I really think it’s a very rare & believable moment where Starmer reveals how he’s really feeling; showing some vulnerability and anger with himself over the decision he took

@ToonDazza They should be done for child abuse as soon as the deformed inbred is born. They should also carry all the lifelong healthcare costs. Bloody Philistines

Sick cunts. Belongs in a backward inbred country like Pakistan.

@screenrant I hear Lenny Henry is available

#HBO CEO Casey Bloys revealed an actor has not been cast as Voldemort yet in HBO's #HarryPotter reboot: "I don't even know who we're casting" and viewers should take casting rumors they see online "with a grain of salt." screenrant.com/harry-potter-s…

@McaleesJohn Defo, all arseholes hellbent on destroying the UK

@6079smith All three

@TomsPedalDemos another Fuzz! We should start a support group and call it Pedals Anonymous for people cursed with the pedal addiction!

@LibertyLydia It reminds me of when my local chemist was broken into. Everything was stolen except for the condoms and Brill cream. The police said they were looking for a bald Catholic

🏥 Just popped to the pharmacy in East London. This is what societal breakdown looks like…👇🏻

@Tinebobagain We should be finding out on April 27th!

I just cringed when I read this.