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@bsj1983 I say panic’d

@612jack you want to say pani-ced you go right ahead

they put a "k" into the past tense of "panic" hoping we wouldn't notice. we noticed. the noticers noticed.

@_MichaelOswell_ This track is so fresh and singlehandedly puts to rest any washed allegations

wrong!

growing up with a claymation father we had to move him 1 inch every second

Cloud I saw yesterday. My life a hopper painting fr

@mypopbible We are

White people smoke weed like they retarded

If you just listen to the audio it's indistinguishable from a simpsons gag

@slandrroid Fr-key true

I think you guys are using the word “genuinely” too much

just took this

those Gen Z butterflies in your belly when you're calling to schedule an appointment and it's still ringing >>>>

@tonyhawktruther Toxic living situation bro open a Gofundme

roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL HER CLOTHES??? went into her dresser to get some panties and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL

@isaacturnersong Benadryl Cumberbatch

I could barely get this joke out. Follow for part 2

ladies, ladies, please -- one at a time !

groceries have healing properties

@YEAROFTHEWIZARD Is that the asking price on the front?

Selling my house HMU with offers

(exiting a conversation) excuse me, i'm getting a push notification

Very insane that a judge can give a longer sentence for talking back. OK it’s impolite but that’s not the crime they did! Judges are clearly clipfarming for revengeslop content too. FAFO bait. Reddit justice system

idaho - places on @ninaprotocol ninaprotocol.com/releases/idaho…

it would be impossible to explain this to today's generation, but there was a brief period of time where the average american citizen believed that there would be a day where we would see lucy not pull the football away before charlie brown could kick it

@tonyhawktruther Coffee Mothers and Fans

Congratulations to my mom, who retired today after a career as an English teacher and librarian.