Kevin

@__EthanHunt__ @rorynotsorry Somatropin

@rorynotsorry What is it? HGH?

Height. Oh wait there is. I just needed it 40-years ago.

@elenajowcmorjpv @hanaamurakami Your inbox is closed

@628sixtwoeight @hanaamurakami Incase you need ticket or you know someone who need the ticket to the United States World Cup match I have got two.. you can send a DM

Dear Americans, It’s FOOTBALL. Not soccer.

@wanglaoshi080 @lucidevlinxyz Which—if you want them to be a traditional woman—you should provide.

@628sixtwoeight @lucidevlinxyz 他们大多数只是想要钱而已，就这么简单

Why are so many western men attracted to Asian girls?

@jixiaod_cn @lucidevlinxyz Correct

@628sixtwoeight @lucidevlinxyz 她们也许对洋大人不是女权主义者吧

@valarr_dohaeris Explain

@628sixtwoeight Only virgin people deserve virgin wife's/hubs

Men who pumped and dumped everything that moved in their 20s now suddenly want a “pure virgin trad wife” at 35. You built your body count on easy pussy, avoided all responsibility. Now you demand a 22-year-old untouched girl who cooks, submits, and ignores your 15-ex roster. The hypocrisy is next level.

@Ezekle1 I love this

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags. *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show. Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about? Her- never mind you just don't get it. And with that, she returned to her small Podium to resume texting or playing games on her phone or whatever she was occupied with before she opted to come over and criticize my bagging abilities.😂😂

@Aristotle7777 Sad

Women didn’t want to make a guy a sandwich so now they work for a boss for 8 hours a day.

@aidannonx Who is that?

Why is this girl famous she’s so gross looking

@Create_Profit Very

My mom just asked me how to buy the $SPCX IPO. She has never invested a single dollar in her entire life. She owns zero stocks and has $135,000 in debt. Is this not concerning?

@kayleekxyyy 🎉

officially done 🎓💙

@KMO13RT I mean, at least he was clear.

Don’t worry guys…this is how he broke up with me…✌🏼 Cool

@omgsidewalks 💯

would YOU date YOU ??

Staycation with my wife and my girlfriends. Life’s better when we all get along. ❤️

@serachoii It’s called aftercare

is this too much to ask..

@BasedBlondex Don’t lie, she’s not terrible. The friend group though…

If she didn’t have money no man on this earth would find her sexually attractive

@SoveyX @SoveyX - we’ve transcended to a place that doesn’t care what these morons capitalize

We are trending! Great job everyone! Let’s keep it going!

@Kinza1278 Love

@so_phy__ And?

men can’t even cuddle without getting hard.