Scott Wallace

This beast was going to be the new Bachelorette? Seriously? Taylor Frankie Paul is a swamp creature who only got the gig so the network could bash people of faith. Good riddance.

🚨BREAKING: Leaked video posted by TMZ shows The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul attacking and throwing a chair at her ex, Dakota Mortensen, while her child was nearby. The child can be heard crying after seemingly being struck. Mortensen later claimed, “Your daughter just got hit in the head with a metal chair.” The footage surfaced shortly after local law enforcement confirmed there is an open domestic assault investigation involving Paul and her ex-boyfriend.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Joe Kent on why we actually went to war with Iran.

Iran will stop firing missiles at its neighbors when it runs out of the ones it built using the pallets of cash President Obama sent them. Let’s hope Dubai and the UAE have learned just how much Obama cost them, in lives, financial trust, and tourism.