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A ‘SAW’ version of the Nicole Kidman AMC ad has been released. twitter.com/Saw/status/170…

My mom giving me shit about getting tattoos and piercings and she just manically had me pierce her ears right before her flight

A guy in my flight apparently plays the bagpipes. He has a little electric bagpipe he plugs his headphones into and only he can hear. He has been silently (to everyone but himself) ripping his bagpipe for 5 straight hours. I have no choice but to respect this.

Been on vacation mode at work for the past 3 days and the flight is not until Tuesday woops

A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.

SNOOPY CAR!!!!!!

trader joes groceries be feeling like cartoon food to me no shade like it don’t be serious

Booking the flight to the vacation 😜👍🏽 Booking the flight back home 🤬👎🏽

A couple people didn’t WHAT??

Me making a margarita for breakfast

Plans for the day: -Take a fat edible -Watch Hereditary

RIP Jimmy Buffett. You're a real one for this 'Jurassic World' cameo.

I’M A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PERSON. YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLACE ME.

xanz always gotta announce themselves when it’s inside a human host

I’m gonna start gatekeeping songs from Jonathan

“Networking” you mean professional dick riding? 🤨